A priest and a pastor from the local parishes are standing by the side of the road holding up a sign that reads,
The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!
"Leave us alone you religious nuts!" yelled the first driver as he sped by. From around the curve they heard screeching tires and a big crash.
"Do you think," said one clergy to the other, "we should just put up a sign that says, 'BRIDGE OUT' instead?"
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During a visit to a mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criteria was which defined whether or not a patient should be
institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "We fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No," said the Director. "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?
2006-09-01 07:00:35 · 19 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!!! Very cute.
2006-09-01 07:06:39 · answer #1 · answered by vernise2679 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To answer your question, Yahoo says it when the questions have shifted when you come back from answering, rating, commenting or asking a question. Really spooky. I've hit the Back button after answering a question and there it was! It shows up sometimes when they are working on the site instead of the "We are taking a Breather . . . ."
LOL! Cute jokes, where on earth (or the Internet) do you find them? LOL Have a good one!
2006-09-09 13:40:47 · answer #2 · answered by Ding-Ding 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked the 2nd. Very clever. Though I must say I was gonna go with the bucket too. haha
thnx for a laugh.
2006-09-07 17:20:25 · answer #3 · answered by x3babyshayy♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think I need to be institutionalized coz i though a bucket too......and I want a bed at the corner close to the window......lol great two.
2006-09-05 03:20:08 · answer #4 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, they never offered my ex -husband a bed by the window. Although when he asked to shave the lady said aaah......we have an electric razor for you.. True story-he had slit his wrists that morning. was along time ago. they gave him a room by himself and the bed was in the middle.
2006-09-08 16:15:27 · answer #5 · answered by humorme! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard the first one before but that second one was really nice. I though a normal person would reply "What are you waiting from me?!"
2006-09-09 05:42:50 · answer #6 · answered by Mel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha, that is funny. I heard the first one before and i still laughed. And i really like the second one. That is hilarious!!!!
2006-09-02 12:36:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Humpty dumpty
2006-09-08 04:35:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
halarious!! keep posting more jokes on the web. i luv em!!
u should make a web site.
2006-09-07 17:55:09 · answer #9 · answered by Kee-wee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha... the second one is much funnier... lol...
i guess should believe in what priests say... ;p
2006-09-02 11:52:12 · answer #10 · answered by time-OUT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-09-08 10:32:50 · answer #11 · answered by didi 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋