Entertainment & Music - 1 September 2006

2006-09-01 21:20:54 · 18 answers · asked by Pale_13 2 in Polls & Surveys

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2006-09-01 21:20:25 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

this song was in the first Blade film but was not released ont he sound track.

2006-09-01 21:20:16 · 5 answers · asked by HUNK 3 in Music

2006-09-01 21:18:07 · 16 answers · asked by JustLynn 6 in Polls & Surveys

Bert & Ernie OR Ren & Stimpy?

2006-09-01 21:18:02 · 16 answers · asked by Uncle Fester 3 in Comics & Animation

A simple yes or no will do.

2006-09-01 21:17:13 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

Who agrees with me when i say that that the fresh prince of bel-air is a great show! Its funny, and hilarious

2006-09-01 21:16:43 · 17 answers · asked by Dlr 1 in Television

2006-09-01 21:16:09 · 30 answers · asked by ♥Stargal♥ 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-01 21:15:57 · 12 answers · asked by sobefobik 4 in Polls & Surveys

Only answer this if you despise Carrie Underwood as much as I do and no I'm not jealous of her first off I'm a guy and I have a girlfriend who dislikes her as much as I do. If you can answer as Leary or Rickles insulting the little whiner and make it funny I'll give you 10 points if you answer defending her or insulting me just to get 2 points shame on you.

2006-09-01 21:15:53 · 5 answers · asked by gerbil31603 5 in Jokes & Riddles

she's still a fat azz

2006-09-01 21:15:02 · 14 answers · asked by juju 3 in Television

what was the top 5 i fell asleep lol
looked on website and its not there

2006-09-01 21:14:46 · 10 answers · asked by kitthekat 2 in Television

what show cant you get enough of but are embarassed to admit to watch it...i love thats so raven and im 20 lol its a cool show

2006-09-01 21:14:43 · 20 answers · asked by rock 3 in Television

2006-09-01 21:14:31 · 28 answers · asked by Rodney 2 in Movies

i think they're weird now

2006-09-01 21:13:24 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I like Keira Knightley. :)

Other faves are Kristin Kreuk, Monica Bellucci, Isabelle Adjani (the French actress); Gong Li; Charlize Theron, etc.

2006-09-01 21:13:22 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

i soooooo hhhaattee him!

2006-09-01 21:13:05 · 16 answers · asked by Angel B 1 in Celebrities

I am looking to start a lingerie business andI am looking for input as to what type of lingerie most people prefer. I am looking for what men would prefer to buy for women and visa versa. For example, Novelty sets, Fantasy dress up sets or just a plain bra set!! Any input would be great.
Thanks.

2006-09-01 21:12:51 · 17 answers · asked by julie r 1 in Polls & Surveys

There was this man who was down on his luck went to this bar and drank several drinks, when he was done he stood up and walked toward the door. The bartender shouted at the man, "Hey mister, pay for those drinks"
The man looked back and replied "I already paid you," then walked out . Immediately he saw one of his friends and told him about the bartender, "Just go in there and drink all you want then get up and leave, When the bartender asks you to pay the tab, just tell him you already did." This sounded easy enough so he went in and had several drinks, The bartender went to him and said, "Before you came in, another man was here, when I asked him to pay his tab he told me he already did, but I don't remember him paying."
The man replied, "I would love to stay and hear your story but I don't have time, can I have my change please?"

2006-09-01 21:11:44 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-01 21:11:15 · 7 answers · asked by kylejeffry19 2 in Comics & Animation

2006-09-01 21:10:30 · 21 answers · asked by mateenshahnam 1 in Movies

It just looks wrong wearing all that makeup at such a young age.

2006-09-01 21:09:42 · 19 answers · asked by juju 3 in Television

2006-09-01 21:09:34 · 25 answers · asked by gymfreak 2 in Polls & Surveys

I just wanted to know which state had more people using yahoo answers.
Also what time is it there?

2006-09-01 21:09:33 · 16 answers · asked by Silly_girl 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-01 21:09:30 · 7 answers · asked by sakura4eternity 5 in Polls & Surveys

I bought a new high-end car and returned to the dealer the next day complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked.

The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

"Watch this!" he said, "Nelson!"

The Radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"

"Willie!" he said, and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.

Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant "Georgia On My Mind" replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, "Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, "Beatles" or "Stones" I'd get one of their classic songs.

Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid them. "A-s-s-holes!" I yelled.

Immediately the French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on scotch.

Damn, I LOVE my new car!

2006-09-01 21:09:26 · 13 answers · asked by Woody 3 in Jokes & Riddles

These gems are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place

Q: Are you sexually active?
A: No, I just lie there.
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Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July 15.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
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Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget? Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?
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Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.
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Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
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Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or the occult?
A: We both do.
Q: Voodoo?
A: We do.
Q: You do?
A: Yes, voodoo.
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Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
A: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
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Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
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Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?
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Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?
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Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
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Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?
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Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
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Q: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
A: Oral.
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Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.
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Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere

2006-09-01 21:09:22 · 10 answers · asked by china 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-01 21:09:03 · 2 answers · asked by ronzohooter 4 in Celebrities

I would be EXACTLY where I am now, NEXT TO MY HUSBAND, in our house with our son asleep in his room and our doggies all around us sleeping!!!

2006-09-01 21:08:49 · 25 answers · asked by ♥Shortie♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

be it japanese or american verson

2006-09-01 21:06:30 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation