There was this man who was down on his luck went to this bar and drank several drinks, when he was done he stood up and walked toward the door. The bartender shouted at the man, "Hey mister, pay for those drinks"
The man looked back and replied "I already paid you," then walked out . Immediately he saw one of his friends and told him about the bartender, "Just go in there and drink all you want then get up and leave, When the bartender asks you to pay the tab, just tell him you already did." This sounded easy enough so he went in and had several drinks, The bartender went to him and said, "Before you came in, another man was here, when I asked him to pay his tab he told me he already did, but I don't remember him paying."
The man replied, "I would love to stay and hear your story but I don't have time, can I have my change please?"
2006-09-01 21:11:44 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-09-01 22:17:09 · answer #1 · answered by merdad b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one lol..!
Reminds me of the learner conductor Pete, on the train who went with Paddy on his first round to learn the tricks.
The first compartment they got to in the morning, Paddy rattled the door with the key, opened the door and there was a naked lady in the compartment , clutching her negligee to her chest...and Paddy said "good morning sir ! ..coffee for you?" and put the coffee down and closed the door.
And Pete said " hey ! that was not a sir..that was a lady ! "..and Paddy said, " tact, my boy..you have to have tact..now she feels ok, because she thinks we think she was a man..."..."oh ! said Pete.." i see, i can do this on my own from now on .."
and the next morning, he rattled the first door, opened it, and there was a couple in the bed , on the job...and Pete said " good morning sir, ..coffee ? " and the man said , all flustered..."yes please "...and Pete looked up there in the corner of the cabin..and asked.." and your brother ? "..
2006-09-02 09:24:13 · answer #2 · answered by Featherman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny im gonna drinking tommorow
2006-09-02 04:32:43 · answer #3 · answered by edge_of_seventeen_still 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thats funny...
i no loads of spanish ones but they dont make sence in english...
2006-09-02 05:11:53 · answer #4 · answered by Pinkie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats nice
2006-09-02 07:32:55 · answer #5 · answered by Raimy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-09-02 06:24:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a good one
2006-09-02 05:41:54 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Sapphire 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
smart! lols. keep the jokes going!
2006-09-02 04:40:40 · answer #8 · answered by LYY 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
quite funny
2006-09-02 05:05:39 · answer #9 · answered by wakeupandlivelife 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-09-02 04:55:13 · answer #10 · answered by sameer_pasha4 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋