I bought a new high-end car and returned to the dealer the next day complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked.
The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
"Watch this!" he said, "Nelson!"
The Radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
"Willie!" he said, and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.
Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant "Georgia On My Mind" replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, "Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, "Beatles" or "Stones" I'd get one of their classic songs.
Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid them. "A-s-s-holes!" I yelled.
Immediately the French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on scotch.
Damn, I LOVE my new car!
2006-09-01 21:09:26 · 13 answers · asked by Woody 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The nice thing about living in the USA is, we can tell jokes like this and not get shot.
2006-09-03 17:57:18 · update #1
LOL good one, and guess what? I'm a card-carrying Liberal Democrat. But the picture you paint is pretty funny. Don't vote for the Repoooooplicans just 'cause you think they're the only NON ******* out there! There are a lot of those on both sides of the aisle!
2006-09-03 14:09:19 · answer #1 · answered by Thom Thumb 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny, Funny
2006-09-01 22:08:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wooo!! LOL. LOL.
I wouldn't mind having a voice activated radio, but I think I would be selective! LOL.
2006-09-03 02:58:28 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My, what a lot of racists there are in America. Can't you see what you're saying about yourself? I guess the answer to that is "no", or you wouldn't do it!
2006-09-01 21:33:43 · answer #4 · answered by survivor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol oh god lol if I say stupid jackass would George Bush be making a bigger a s s of himself? ♥
2006-09-03 07:13:12 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that was funny
2006-09-01 21:56:42 · answer #6 · answered by gerbil31603 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just don't get any DWI's like good old "W"!
2006-09-01 21:12:25 · answer #7 · answered by Steve N 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehe, I love it!!!
2006-09-01 23:50:38 · answer #8 · answered by Sick Puppy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's cute
2006-09-01 23:42:47 · answer #9 · answered by sexy_n_chicago 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and if you say GREEN DAY, they will start singing "american idiot'
2006-09-01 21:46:07 · answer #10 · answered by serial kisser 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋