a health and safety inspector is being shown the workings of a latex factory by the manager. the first thing the manager takes him to see is a machine that makes baby bottle teats. 'hiss.. pop' goes the machine, and the director explains, ‘the hissing sound is caused when the rubber is injected into the mould. the popping sound comes from the needle piercing a hole in the end of the teat.'
the manager then takes the inspector to where the condoms are being manufactured. the machine makes a 'hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss-pop' noise. 'wait a minute!' says the inspector. 'I know what the 'hiss, hiss' is, but why does the machine have a 'pop' sound too?'
'oh, well, its just the same as the baby bottle teat machine,’ says the manager. it pokes a hole in every forth condom.'
'well, that cant be good for the condoms!'
'yeah, but its great for the baby bottle business!'
2006-08-31
05:02:52
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