The neighborhood mailman noticed that although it was Monday Mr. & Mrs. Smiths cars were still in the driveway. When he got to their box he saw Mr. Smith coming out with bags of empty beer cans and liquor bottles. He said "wow" Stan you must of had one hell of a party last night!, Stan replied, no actually it was Sat. night and were still recovering. We decided to have a block party and just when it was ready to get over someone suggested we play the game "Who am I"......."Who am I"? replied the mailman, never heard of it. Well, Stan said, all the men go in a room and come out with a sheet on them and just their "member" sticking out then the women had to guess which one belonged to her husband. The mailman said, damn im sorry i missed that party. Stan replied, you shouldnt be, they guessed your name about 5 times!
2006-08-31
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