Entertainment & Music - 30 August 2006

On the top floor of a cheap flat in California a man was doing carving with his best sharp knife. On the middle floor a man was in a bath made of very rusty cheap metal. On the bottom floor a man was having a party. Suddenly the man on the top floor dropped his knife through the floorboards and chopped off a part which was very special to man on the middle floor. The knife with the mans private parts still atached broke the rusty bath and went to the bottom floor.

The 3 men met in a lift and discussed their day. "I had a terrible day " the man on the top floor said "I lost my best knife!"

"I had an even worse day" the man on the middle floor said. " I had to have plastic surgery for some new private parts"

"Sorry you had such bad days" The one on the bottom floor said "But mine was great. We thought all the party food had been eaten, but then I found one more mini-sauasage on a stick!"

2006-08-30 15:44:25 · 40 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Jokes & Riddles

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How do people?

How do people get addicted to asking and answering these questions??

2006-08-30 15:44:25 · 10 answers · asked by jewels 3 in Polls & Surveys

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How do you tune a guitar with a floating tremolo system?

I have a floating tremolo and all of a sudden it just wasn't tuned anymore. one string is off and i just don't know how to go b ack to standard tuning. please help me!

2006-08-30 15:43:58 · 2 answers · asked by Vespertine 2 in Music

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Sorry, Do you have another minute?

Can you look at all of my pictures, I have uploaded some new ones, and tell me what you think of them? If you don't mind also tell me which one or ones you like the best and why. And the one you like the least and why.

Thanks this will help me a lot.
Have a nice night.

Sorry about before, I was trying to ask the question and finish up my homework, I am done with it now.
Please answer it this time.
http://flickr.com/photos/41788586@n00/22...

2006-08-30 15:43:08 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you think it is important to get a driver license at 16 or wait until you feel comfortable getting one?

2006-08-30 15:42:34 · 12 answers · asked by Stormhaley of Steelers 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Who's your celebrity crush?

Mine is Chris Brown or Pharrell or Khleo Thomas or Michael Ealy....yummygoodstuff!!!!

What about you?!!

2006-08-30 15:42:23 · 27 answers · asked by xxlondonbridge 1 in Celebrities

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What SONG are you TIRED of HEARING on the radio????

Mine is by Nell Fertatto, I think it's called permiscuace girl cuz dats all she says. (dunno bout spellin her last name)

2006-08-30 15:42:09 · 16 answers · asked by MexiShortieHubby 3 in Music

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How quickly can a person learn to play guitar...?

...adequately enough to be in a rock band playing some fairly complicated music? Say this person had a lot of time for practice and was very dedicated...

2006-08-30 15:41:45 · 13 answers · asked by Yolanda F 1 in Music

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George and Kramer obviously apart, who do you think is Seinfeld's most "normal" character? ...Elaine or Jerry?

Had you asked me before, I'd go for Elaine... But look at the weird boyfriends she has dated! Or what about Jerry, making out with a girl during Schindler's list?

2006-08-30 15:41:32 · 10 answers · asked by zap 5 in Television

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Where are all the 360 people that love the daily show and Steven Colbert?

2006-08-30 15:41:25 · 7 answers · asked by shiva 3 in Television

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does ur 360 page/YA track record do you justice?

can someone tell a lot about the real u from ur YA qs and As. and or ur 360 page?

2006-08-30 15:40:41 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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How much do you feel for others?

2006-08-30 15:40:20 · 31 answers · asked by Jubei 7 in Polls & Surveys