On the top floor of a cheap flat in California a man was doing carving with his best sharp knife. On the middle floor a man was in a bath made of very rusty cheap metal. On the bottom floor a man was having a party. Suddenly the man on the top floor dropped his knife through the floorboards and chopped off a part which was very special to man on the middle floor. The knife with the mans private parts still atached broke the rusty bath and went to the bottom floor.
The 3 men met in a lift and discussed their day. "I had a terrible day " the man on the top floor said "I lost my best knife!"
"I had an even worse day" the man on the middle floor said. " I had to have plastic surgery for some new private parts"
"Sorry you had such bad days" The one on the bottom floor said "But mine was great. We thought all the party food had been eaten, but then I found one more mini-sauasage on a stick!"
2006-08-30 15:44:25 · 40 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAahah... not that long... and definitely worth the read. hehe
2006-08-30 15:48:05 · answer #1 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never Talk to the Parrot
Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn't accommodate her with an "after-hours" appointment and since she had to go to work, she told him, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dish washer, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check.
"By the way, I have a large rotweiler inside named Killer; he won't bother you. I also have a parrot, and whatever you do, do not talk to the bird!"
Well, sure enough the dog, Killer, totally ignored the repairman, but the whole time he was there, the parrot cursed, yelled, screamed, and about drove him nuts.
As he was ready to leave, he couldn't resist saying, "You stupid bird, why don't you shut up!"
To which the bird replied, "Killer, get him!"
2006-09-07 01:03:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol. good one.
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2006-09-02 03:10:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If I would have known the punch line I wouldn't have read the joke so close to supper. Lol. I did get a laugh out of it though.
2006-09-05 13:13:39 · answer #4 · answered by Lei-Loo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The joke isn't that long, but it seems like something i would have laughed at in elementary school! It would be worth reading in Mrs.Jenkins' 3rd grade classroom!!!
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2006-09-07 12:36:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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Just like the hooker told me, It's too damned long!!
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