Entertainment & Music - 29 August 2006

A new Safeway has opened near our house.

It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh hay.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more.

2006-08-29 07:33:13 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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does anyone know the name of a chessy dance tune that's been playing all summer, it's got whistling in it?

It's been playing all summer in mikonos island and Greece to be more specific. Unfortunatly that's all I have to go on. Great summer tune though

2006-08-29 07:33:06 · 16 answers · asked by spenny 2 in Music

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Five good rules to live your life by? Give me 5 and if they're good/decent,?

I'll give you Ten! Please try to make them interesting too, Thanks!!

2006-08-29 07:32:22 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Does anyone remember this show??

it was on back in the late 70's. All I remember is a show with a scarey dragon that lived in this box. The guy would open up the lid and the puppet dragon and all this smoke would come out of his nose. I think that would segway into another part of the show. The puppets reminded me of the ones from Banana split.

2006-08-29 07:32:07 · 10 answers · asked by J. J 2 in Television

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how do animals mastubate?

2006-08-29 07:31:43 · 15 answers · asked by ? 5 in Jokes & Riddles

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Have you ever asked a dumb question???

2006-08-29 07:31:23 · 13 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

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who is hotter?

Pete wentz
chris brown
Rihanna
shakira
kelly clakrson
patrick stump

2006-08-29 07:30:45 · 32 answers · asked by jennifer 3 in Celebrities

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Where do I find a Gospel Vocalist Manager for African American Gospel in the Fresno area?

In the state where dreams come true; I have not been able to locate a Music School specializing in African American Music and Gospel. Do you Know?

2006-08-29 07:30:39 · 1 answers · asked by donna2mph_K 2 in Music

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Band who sings this song? (I think it's from the 80's)?

I heard this song on the radio and I want to find out who sang it, but the only lyrics I can remember are "can you take me higher?" and it was from the chorus. Sounded like it was from the 80's.
And no, it's not Creed

2006-08-29 07:30:16 · 19 answers · asked by the_eternal_skeptic 1 in Music

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Easy 2 Points?

Just Tell Me What Time It Is And Where You Are At.................It's 1:26 pm And Im In Cookeville Tn..............

2006-08-29 07:29:47 · 36 answers · asked by tinkerbell 6 in Polls & Surveys

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what does the cake in the song McArthurs Park represent?

"someone left the cake out in the rain. it took so long to bake it i dont think i can take it any moooore"

2006-08-29 07:29:32 · 5 answers · asked by soozpeach 1 in Music

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brad pitt alway s plays pretty boys but?

i thought he was amazing in kalifornia and you can hardly recognise him he looks really vile

2006-08-29 07:29:31 · 14 answers · asked by sulzar 2 in Movies

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Can You Recomend An Amine...?

Im looking for a dramatic anime. Similar to Air (no magic)

2006-08-29 07:29:30 · 18 answers · asked by azudai45 1 in Comics & Animation

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can u guess my nationality by just seeing my avtaar ??

well if u guess rite...
10 points!!...yea !! :)
lol

2006-08-29 07:28:58 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

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Rate this joke 1 -10. I thought it was cute.?

The teacher asked her students if anyone knew the answer to 2+2, they had three tries or they would not get recess. The first kid said "Uh, 14? "No," the teacher said. The second kid said "3.8" "Not quite" the teacher said. Finally the third kid said "That's easy, 4" "Yes, you all get recess now". At the playground the kids asked how did he know the answer and he said "It's all about the Kidneys!" as he pointed to his head.

2006-08-29 07:28:50 · 22 answers · asked by butterfly 5 in Jokes & Riddles

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What is your fave thing about living in America?

2006-08-29 07:27:50 · 14 answers · asked by Alie 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Is 40mins in the shower to long?

Man I love my shower I don't mean a splash dash in the morning I'm talkin serious showering damn it feels good. Does anyone feel the same?

2006-08-29 07:27:32 · 15 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

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plz anyone describe me how to connect or chat the people who are online as i am new to internet?

as i am new to internet and i dont know anything related to chatting to unknown people through internet and i have never went to cyber plz someone help me out ,i also want to make frnds through internet, i am 16 yrs old and describe me briefely the process to activate yahoo messenger

2006-08-29 07:26:55 · 8 answers · asked by cuty_gal_tisha 1 in Music

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You are at a party..........?

yes, this is a trick question:

you see diverse group of men/women. all of them are equally attractive and carry themselves well. they are dressed the part and all SEEM like good people.

now you want to talk to one of them. what else would you look at to determine who to talk to. be creative i guess.

2006-08-29 07:26:44 · 17 answers · asked by Shea Butta 3 in Polls & Surveys

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What do you do work/ school/ home/ others?

What do you do and how old are you?

Iam 18, just finished my School and sitting home all day long, having the best time of my life,........... and in P&S

Collage will start soon, till then, A happy web-freak!

*being 18 doesnt make a person a total idiot with rageing hormones (just some information for CERTAIN adults who think being older makes you a superior intelect, oh! wait, legally iam an adult too, darn!!)

2006-08-29 07:26:39 · 7 answers · asked by The AnswerMan ? (J.L.A) 4 in Polls & Surveys

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rate this joke 1- 10?

A rich lady from California, who was a tree hugger and a vociferous anti- hunter, purchased a piece of timber land in Oregon. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted to get a good view of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top, she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her.

In her haste to escape, the lady slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her private parts. In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest country doctor. Being a hunter himself, the doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go into the examining room and he would see if he could help her.

She sat and waited for three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry lady demanded, What took you so long? He smiled and then told her, Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area and I am sorry, because they all turned me down!!

2006-08-29 07:26:27 · 6 answers · asked by butterfly 5 in Jokes & Riddles

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