Five good rules to live your life by? Give me 5 and if they're good/decent,?

Question

I'll give you Ten! Please try to make them interesting too, Thanks!!

Answer 1

1. Always wear clean underwear every day. Never know when you could end up going to the hospital and being embarrassed.

2. NEVER wear white shoes and BLACK socks. That NEVER looks good.

3. Do NOT wear a speedo in the dead of summer if you're 500 years old watering your lawn.

4. No, those playing football on the TV cannot hear you when you scream at the tv. It hasn't worked the past 10 years, this year is not any different.

5. Stop signs and stop lights ARE suggestions. You can choose to stop or to go, but don't expect me to pay your ticket.

I hope this at least made you laugh. :)

Answer 2

1. Be honest with yourself & you'll be honest with all others.
2. Always try to keep an open mind.
3. If you close a door to anything, you might miss out on some-
thing, so always keep a door open just alittle when it comes to
relationships, jobs, community, love, etc. etc.
4. If you truly believe in LOVE, then find out what the word truly
means. My definition of love is all the positive words in the
dictionary combined.
5. Be True to ones own self, & you'll shine to the world.

Answer 3

A terrible mistake was made when translating the Golden Rule!
What the translation says is "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you."
Unfortunately, if I was to take this advice, I would be giving oral sex to attractive strangers, because I would like them to do that to me!
The original actualyy said "Do NOT do unto others anything you would NOT want others doing unto you."
So, if you don't want others invading your country, your home, your body, don't do it to anyone. If you don't want others taking your stuff, breaking your stuff, don't mess with their stuff.

That's the only rule you need. All else is just filling up the page.

And there's the parody of Johnny Cash's "Folsom Prison Blues":
When I was just a baby,
My momma told me "Son-
Don't clean your nose with power tools
And never kiss a nun!"
But I got into the habit,
in nineteen sixty-three
And now the Pope's old girlfriend,
She wants to torture me.

Answer 4

1. Treat everyone the way you wish to be treated.

2. Be grateful.

3. Give of yourself.

4. Express you emotions openly and honestly.

5. Always demonstrate your love for your family and friends without reservation or condition.

Answer 5

1. Choose a set of morals, and stick to them.
2. Show respect for everyone around you, you never know when you'll need them.
3. Make time for yourself.
4.Work/Study to the best of your ability.
5.Fall in love whenever you can.

Answer 6

* Nothing is more painful than regret.
* Everything happens for a reason.
* Shoot for the moon...Even if u miss, you'll land amongst the stars.
* Live each day as if it were your last.
* Each day is a gift. You just have to carefully untie the ribbons.
* Love hard, live hard, and long for tomorrow.

Answer 7

1.live life to the fullest.
2.Time is precious, don't waste it.
3.Cherish everything u have, even if its not much.
4.Follow ur own beliefs, but respect others opinions.
Last but not least
5.What goes around comes around.

Answer 8

1: Live each day like the last
2: Love your neighbors as you love yourself
3: Try to be the best person you can possibly be
4: Learn to respect others for who they are
5: Learn to save money, for rainy days to come

Answer 9

1. have fun
2. dont drink and drive
3. calm the temper
4. eat what I want
5. create many realtionships - the world is too big to stick to a clique!

Answer 10

I live by these rules,and it how I treat people. one honesty no matter what,loyal to friends and family,dedication to work,family.love friends,family.work hard.give more than you receive.eat healthy.always be understanding of other,judge no one before you judge yourself..never break your promises to anyone.