A new Safeway has opened near our house.
It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh hay.
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.
I don't buy toilet paper there any more.
2006-08-29 07:33:13 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'd say that is a pretty clever store and so are you...thanks for the belly laugh!
2006-08-29 07:37:00 · answer #1 · answered by jidwg 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a farm not a store.
2006-08-29 07:46:58 · answer #2 · answered by LADY ICE 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Awww! it sounds SOOO CUTE!!!!!
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2006-08-29 08:44:37 · answer #3 · answered by ♥GirlyGirl♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
never mind the condoms. I wouldn't buy pantyliners there.
2006-08-29 08:01:11 · answer #4 · answered by nakedandsucking 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah i am wooried to have condoms from there
2006-08-29 07:51:21 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wouldnt buy condoms there either!
2006-08-29 07:36:52 · answer #6 · answered by Michael R 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha I have been to that store oh wait its not a store it's my house
2006-08-29 07:43:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Okay, I don't have any idea what this has to do with jokes or riddles.
2006-08-29 07:46:19 · answer #8 · answered by Blahstuff 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
this is the dumbest thing i've ever heard
2006-08-29 07:35:55 · answer #9 · answered by lola 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
cute.
2006-08-29 07:38:16 · answer #10 · answered by cindy1576 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋