Entertainment & Music - 28 August 2006

Doctor, "What seems to be the problem?"

Patient, "Doc, I've got the farts. I mean I fart all the time,"

The Doctor nods, "Hmm."

Patient, "My farts do not stink and you can't hear them. It's just that I fart all the time. Look, we've been talking here for about 10 minutes and I've farted five times. You didn't hear them and you don't smell them, do you?"
"Hmm," says the Doctor,

He picks up his pad and writes out a prescription.

The patient is thrilled "Great doc. This prescription, will it really clear up my farts?"

"No," sighs the Doctor, "The prescription is to clear your sinuses. Next week I want you back here for a hearing test."

2006-08-28 10:30:52 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Some do, some don't, just curious.

2006-08-28 10:30:14 · 13 answers · asked by turtle girl 7 in Polls & Surveys

something exciting or mellow...details please :)~

2006-08-28 10:29:32 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

mine is kelly pickler kelly clarkson and carrie underwood. yours?

2006-08-28 10:29:30 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I have about 1000 Marvel and DC comics mostly from the 1960's and 1970's (I used to collect them in my youth!)

2006-08-28 10:29:02 · 8 answers · asked by Lounger 1 in Comics & Animation

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2006-08-28 10:28:41 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

i can't think of the name of the song or who sings it right now but it's driving me crazy....you know it's been 3 weeks since you looked at me blah, blah still waiting to say your sorry...watching x files with no lights on....

2006-08-28 10:28:38 · 8 answers · asked by KAREN M 1 in Music

I don't feel like cooking...can I come over?

2006-08-28 10:28:19 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am applying for a loan here.

2006-08-28 10:27:46 · 4 answers · asked by Sanitizer 6 in Polls & Surveys

In a strange sort of way?
Would you want to know more? Or just accept the fascination?

2006-08-28 10:27:19 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i love it

2006-08-28 10:26:11 · 6 answers · asked by Fishlova 2 in Music

I LOVED THAT MOVIE IT IS WAS SO FUNNY AND SWEET, THE GUY IN IT WAS HOTT TO!

2006-08-28 10:25:23 · 8 answers · asked by Crystal Jewel 1 in Movies

2006-08-28 10:24:39 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-28 10:24:24 · 6 answers · asked by amanda b 1 in Other - Entertainment

if u do what is ur age and who is ur favorite character

2006-08-28 10:24:13 · 9 answers · asked by Sarah 5 in Television

2006-08-28 10:24:12 · 9 answers · asked by Bathroom Graffiti 5 in Television

serious answers only.

2006-08-28 10:24:03 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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2006-08-28 10:23:51 · 3 answers · asked by Garreth E 2 in Music

I'd pick: HBO, ABC, and A&E.

2006-08-28 10:23:30 · 14 answers · asked by Marlboro Hamster 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-28 10:23:27 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I love Taking back sunday and other rock bands, but thats the main one. I want to know if, and how I can get some songs(doesnt have to be a video) onto my computor where I can listen to them whenever I'd like to. Like a playlist on the media player or anything else that would do the job

2006-08-28 10:23:14 · 7 answers · asked by ContessaVampira 3 in Music

2006-08-28 10:23:06 · 13 answers · asked by blackjack911 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-28 10:22:53 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

make up one please

2006-08-28 10:22:23 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-08-28 10:22:11 · 4 answers · asked by Wind Chime 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I missed it and I went on Stern Fan Network but you have to be a month long member to see it, blah blah. Can anyone post a link for the Artie Lange from The Howard Stern Show segment on David Letterman? This aired on August 23, 2006. Thank you!!

2006-08-28 10:22:04 · 1 answers · asked by Sarah 4 in Television

2006-08-28 10:21:22 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-08-28 10:21:18 · 6 answers · asked by blackjack911 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-28 10:21:13 · 9 answers · asked by ? 2 in Music

2006-08-28 10:20:49 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys