Doctor, "What seems to be the problem?"
Patient, "Doc, I've got the farts. I mean I fart all the time,"
The Doctor nods, "Hmm."
Patient, "My farts do not stink and you can't hear them. It's just that I fart all the time. Look, we've been talking here for about 10 minutes and I've farted five times. You didn't hear them and you don't smell them, do you?"
"Hmm," says the Doctor,
He picks up his pad and writes out a prescription.
The patient is thrilled "Great doc. This prescription, will it really clear up my farts?"
"No," sighs the Doctor, "The prescription is to clear your sinuses. Next week I want you back here for a hearing test."
2006-08-28 10:30:52 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I dont get it
2006-08-28 10:33:34 · answer #1 · answered by elvisgirl100 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Funny
2006-08-28 18:28:26 · answer #2 · answered by dd 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
An old joke - but one of the few which is good enough to be told and retold without people getting annoyed..
A Classic..
(Have heard it several times, and it still makes me laugh..)
2006-08-29 05:30:21 · answer #3 · answered by Muad_Dib77 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The old ones are the best.
2006-08-30 15:55:12 · answer #4 · answered by bo nidle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny how the girls out here don't get it! What a bunch of ditzy broads!
2006-08-30 20:35:18 · answer #5 · answered by iluv2cutfarts 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol really liked that not heard it before thanks for the laugh, Just what I need after being at work for 12hours
Thanks XX
2006-09-01 14:47:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Huh
2006-08-28 17:34:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
that was gd defetaly did not c the last bit comin
2006-08-31 16:43:58 · answer #8 · answered by ~X~cp~X~ 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe funny funny haha
2006-09-01 12:15:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loving your work. That gave me a great laugh!!!!!
2006-08-29 10:30:36 · answer #10 · answered by Daisy the cow 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
keep them coming that was gr8
2006-08-28 18:21:14 · answer #11 · answered by pebbles26981 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋