make up one please
2006-08-28 10:22:23 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
You walk in your house on a dark and stormy night and you hear noises coming from upstairs. You just heard on the news that there is some maniac running loose. You got up stairs to investigate, you slowly push the door open........and you can't believe your eyes at what you are seeing......your parents having sex. How's that for a horror story.
2006-08-28 10:28:18 · answer #1 · answered by legz4evr2000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Imagine sitting on your couch, in your comfy semi-rural community, indulging yourself with a warm diet rootbeer and a bag of half burned microwave popcorn. Suddenly, you hear a noise.
"KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK"
You peel yourself of the vinyl couch, as you havent moved since the start the 24 hour Best of Oprah marithon. You cautiously move toward the front door. As you peer through the peephole, you hesitantly ask "Who is it?"
You gasp is horror as the shadowey figure comes into focus under the flickering of the front porch light.
"ITS MEEE! AND WE'RE GOING HUNTIN!" replies Dick Chenney
2006-08-28 11:06:49 · answer #2 · answered by B-Loco 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one time there was a face and it said boo
nah that aint scary
i got nothing
2006-08-28 10:28:35 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋