Entertainment & Music - 28 August 2006

i just watched the season finale of kyle xy y and...WOW! it was amazing. im so glad its coming back for a second season. what are your thoughts about it?

2006-08-28 17:13:46 · 10 answers · asked by Calvin 2 in Television

The local bar was so sure its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet.
The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money.

Many people had tried over time, including the professional wrestlers and bodybuilders, but nobody could do it.
One day a scrawny little man came in, wearing a tie and a pair of pants hiked up past his belly button.

He said in a squeaky annoying voice, "I'd like to try the bet."
Even the hillbilly chicks burst into laughter.

After the laughter had died down, the bartender said, "Ok," grabbed a lemon, and squeezed away. He then handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little man.

But the crowd's laughter turned to total silence as the man clenched his fist around the lemon and six drops fell into the glass.
As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the $1000, and asked the little man, "What did you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack, weight lifter, or what?"
The man replied, "I work for the IRS."

2006-08-28 17:12:37 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair, while her dad gets his hair cut, eating a snack cake. The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your Twinkie."
She says, "Yes, I know, and I'm gonna get boobs too."

2006-08-28 17:10:37 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-28 17:09:21 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Everyone's entitled to their own musical taste but here's my opinion:
If you like new music fine, but it shouldn't be called what it is. Today's R&B isn't R&B it's just hip-hop. And how could today's
"rock" be placed in the same genre with Led Zeppelin? How can R&B be R&B if it doesn't have SOUL? How could rock n' roll be rock if it doesn't even ROCK? And Kid Rock's just pop and rap in a cowboy hat. Older music has way more soul and quality. Let's compare:

JAZZ
Back when: Louis Armstrong, Spirits of Rhythm, Hall Johnson choir
NOW
Kenny G, weather channel crap
R&B
Back when: Otis Redding, Drifters, Marvin Gaye, Sam Cooke
Now: R. Kelly, Ashanti, Justin Timberlake
REGGAE
back when: Bob Marley, Peter Tosh, Bunny Wailer
now: dancehall crap
ROCK
back when: Chuck Berry, Elvis, The Coasters, Led Zeppelin, Bad Company
today: Simple Plan, other assorted whiny prepubescent-sounding bands
COUNTRTY
back when: Hank Williams, Patsy Cline
now: Big & Rich, Kid Rock

2006-08-28 17:09:05 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-08-28 17:08:43 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

why?

do you find them attractive?

how?

i do...

(i don't want to be accused as a racist again)

2006-08-28 17:07:18 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

blue or orange
tv or radio
basketball or football
clothes or videogames
rock or rap
dance or sing
are you nice or mean?

2006-08-28 17:07:11 · 28 answers · asked by shontel_luvs_tweety 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-28 17:07:08 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-28 17:06:52 · 9 answers · asked by atlas999-zterm 1 in Television

She had a band years ago in Portland called The Spinanes.She's flying in for a one time only show in Portland Oregon at Dante's,Tickets are $10.00

2006-08-28 17:05:46 · 1 answers · asked by David R 1 in Music

2006-08-28 17:05:23 · 7 answers · asked by trxr4kdz 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-28 17:04:10 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

No reason, I'm bored and it's a funny movie!

2006-08-28 17:03:52 · 22 answers · asked by IAskUAnswer 6 in Movies

2006-08-28 17:03:39 · 1 answers · asked by ahston's gril 1 in Movies

2006-08-28 17:03:28 · 22 answers · asked by 4x8 1 in Celebrities

2006-08-28 17:02:47 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

i would have to say dodgeball becuz it is funny watch people dramatize everything!

i hate track cause im not a runner!

2006-08-28 17:02:45 · 12 answers · asked by Shea Butta 3 in Polls & Surveys

The Dvd is OBSESSION

2006-08-28 17:02:34 · 5 answers · asked by ALVIN A C 1 in Other - Entertainment

but i like all kinds of music, but she is like, your just a poser

2006-08-28 17:02:29 · 6 answers · asked by Abercrombie_Cutiee 2 in Polls & Surveys

Because the chicken was on the other side saying pa'ca pa'ca. If you speak spanish it sounds better out loud.

2006-08-28 17:01:51 · 12 answers · asked by crflexjr 2 in Jokes & Riddles

OMG !!!! Have I been feeling so bad for a person that has conned everyone ?
What do you think ? Same person or not ?

2006-08-28 17:00:16 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

"Connect the dots. La la la la."

2006-08-28 17:00:14 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-08-28 16:59:23 · 12 answers · asked by fresh2 4 in Music

That all the creaters of scary movie should get together and make a super hero movie?

2006-08-28 16:58:57 · 17 answers · asked by S. Jarrett Warner 4 in Movies

Does anyone know the name of the boy who says the famous Zoom Zoom line in the Mazda commercials - and where is he now?

2006-08-28 16:58:08 · 1 answers · asked by Sky 3 in Television

It was that time, during the Sunday morning service, for the children's sermon. All the children were invited to come forward. One little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress and, as she sat down, the pastor leaned over and said,
"That is a very pretty dress. Is it your Easter Dress?"
The little girl replied, directly into the pastor's clip-on microphone,
"Yes, and my Mom says it's a bit*h to iron."

2006-08-28 16:57:31 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-28 16:57:01 · 5 answers · asked by TIM P 1 in Television

Oh musicmate eliminate the image of you. Silent star you gave an answer... I was the song and you were the dancer...midnight romancer...holding me

2006-08-28 16:57:00 · 1 answers · asked by skorpiondreamer 1 in Music

tra la ala la tra la tra la. please help cause i'm almost finished with my brain for the day.

2006-08-28 16:56:59 · 20 answers · asked by steve b 5 in Music