strongest man joke???

Question

The local bar was so sure its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet.
The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money.

Many people had tried over time, including the professional wrestlers and bodybuilders, but nobody could do it.
One day a scrawny little man came in, wearing a tie and a pair of pants hiked up past his belly button.

He said in a squeaky annoying voice, "I'd like to try the bet."
Even the hillbilly chicks burst into laughter.

After the laughter had died down, the bartender said, "Ok," grabbed a lemon, and squeezed away. He then handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little man.

But the crowd's laughter turned to total silence as the man clenched his fist around the lemon and six drops fell into the glass.
As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the $1000, and asked the little man, "What did you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack, weight lifter, or what?"
The man replied, "I work for the IRS."

i would give raju the 10 points but he's level 7 already so i give it up to vote so vote and get a point anybody...

Answer 1

Nice.
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Answer 2

Kool

Answer 3

Cool
but have a doubt wats an IRS ?

Answer 4

You know, it would be better for the person to work for the mortgage company, which in Greek translation means 'deathgrip.'

Answer 5

that is good i am an accountant for the u s army and i even find that one funny

Answer 6

that joke is funny and sad at the same time.

Answer 7

YOW! That was a good one

Answer 8

this one was told the other day sorry ♥

Answer 9

haha this is a great one

Answer 10

hahahaha I believe u....LOL good 1