It was that time, during the Sunday morning service, for the children's sermon. All the children were invited to come forward. One little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress and, as she sat down, the pastor leaned over and said,
"That is a very pretty dress. Is it your Easter Dress?"
The little girl replied, directly into the pastor's clip-on microphone,
"Yes, and my Mom says it's a bit*h to iron."
2006-08-28 16:57:31 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Bless her little heart.
2006-08-28 17:01:46 · answer #1 · answered by Cali Girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is great! You all ways have to watch what you say around kids. Yes they are truly wonder full! I have a big problem with cursing while I am driving and one day at the zoo my daughter showed me that I need to watch my language. A rather large woman walked up and stood right in front of my daughter. So my daughter then said move out of my way sh!t for brains. Oh I could have died from embarrassment . It happens i guess but I'm sure that the little girls mother from your church will also be watching what she says from now on. :D
2006-08-28 17:06:57 · answer #2 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my! I do agree that they are the most wonderful of things. ha They are like parrots they say what they hear.
Why do u want to convey that they are monsters? Do u have a rotten kid or something just curious. btw i answered all ur kids questions. kids=cute. case closed!!
p.s. feel free to email me to debate this controversial issue.
2006-08-28 17:05:10 · answer #3 · answered by polkadot 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah they are precious..But they are not the most Wonderful of all things... THEY'RE NUMBER TWO...Making'em is the best part!!!
2006-08-28 17:00:47 · answer #4 · answered by Chris D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nah, a SMG is nicer, one of those could make up for this whole lousy year
2006-08-28 17:00:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like they say, "Out of the mouths of babes".
2006-08-28 17:13:45 · answer #6 · answered by IthinkFramptonisstillahottie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes they still are
2006-08-28 17:00:15 · answer #7 · answered by shaikh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.... cute ...they do say the darnedest things!
2006-08-28 17:00:51 · answer #8 · answered by Ms Fortune 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol agree i am
2006-08-28 17:16:11 · answer #9 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... they dont hold back do they?
2006-08-28 17:04:05 · answer #10 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋