Entertainment & Music - 27 August 2006

This blonde called 911, screaming "Help me, Help me my house is on fire".

The dispatch said "Mam, please calm down. I need to get some information from you".

Again the blonde yelled "Help me, Help me my house is on fire".

The dispatch said "Mam calm down, How do we get to your house?".

The blonde replied "Duh... In the big red truck".

2006-08-27 15:44:04 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Why do we talk to dogs.......................?

Do we really think that, one of these days, they're going to talk back?

2006-08-27 15:43:56 · 45 answers · asked by crazygreeniis 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Miley cyrus?

Do you know miley cyrus's real name is its destiny hope cyrus

2006-08-27 15:43:23 · 14 answers · asked by Katrina 1 in Television

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where can i get the complete lyrics of Beatles and ABBA songs?

I m fond of Beatles and ABBA. I wanted to sing along.

2006-08-27 15:43:17 · 10 answers · asked by Bharat Patel 1 in Music

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honestly do you.....?

look at your turds before you flush and what is yor thoughts while there being flushed

2006-08-27 15:42:47 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Sometimes when we touch, is the honesty too much?

2006-08-27 15:42:45 · 16 answers · asked by turtle girl 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Even though I have Irritable Bowel Syndrome, will you still be friends with me?

2006-08-27 15:42:42 · 11 answers · asked by mswake 1 in Polls & Surveys

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What are the 5 most overated movies of all time?

I say
Spiderman films
Batman Begins
Forrest Gump
Lord of the Rings by Peter Jackson
The Passion of Christ-Hey how come Jesus is still white?

2006-08-27 15:42:37 · 9 answers · asked by Mr. Basketnutz! 2 in Movies

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The Skiing Trip?

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's mini van and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard.

They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.

"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."

"Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light."

The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way.

They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney.

It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.

He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up North?"

"Yes, I do."

"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?"

"Yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out. "I have to admit that I did."

"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"

Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did. Why do you ask?"

"She just died and left me everything."

(And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you?)

2006-08-27 15:42:13 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Which bands would you want to see on tour together?

Iron Maiden & Dio
Metallica & Megadeth
Danzig & Type O Negative
Ozzy & Motorhead

2006-08-27 15:42:09 · 6 answers · asked by metal maniac 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Blues Clues...Joe? Steve? I am confused.?

Please explain. Was there more than one host? How can I find out more about Joe. That boy is a looker! I'll help him find a clue any day!

2006-08-27 15:42:07 · 9 answers · asked by eddysmomma 4 in Television

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?

10 pts to whoever can answer this correctly

2006-08-27 15:41:30 · 11 answers · asked by ivanwave 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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Who’s your favorite Amazon Woman?

Any female celebrity ringing in at 5’9” or higher qualifies — most models do.

For example, Mandy Moore.

2006-08-27 15:41:04 · 6 answers · asked by blooutflash 3 in Celebrities

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What is your favorite scene in rocky horror picture show?

If you dont like the movie dont comment cause I dont care about YOUR opinion, this is for fans.
What is your favorite scene. mine is when Franken furter throws back his cape and reveals himself while singing sweet transvestite

2006-08-27 15:40:42 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys