This blonde called 911, screaming "Help me, Help me my house is on fire".
The dispatch said "Mam, please calm down. I need to get some information from you".
Again the blonde yelled "Help me, Help me my house is on fire".
The dispatch said "Mam calm down, How do we get to your house?".
The blonde replied "Duh... In the big red truck".
2006-08-27 15:44:04 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol...thats funny...
thanx for the laugh
have a good night
2006-08-27 17:11:10 · answer #1 · answered by woohooo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Couldn't the stupid dispatch man get her number from the caller Id on his phone, and from the address listed next to that number? Gotta think like a blonde when interacting with one.
sheeeshhhhhhhhh......
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2006-08-28 07:37:46 · answer #2 · answered by Starreply 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Subject: the genie is hart of hearin
Olaf & Sven were fishing one day when Sven pulled out a cigar.
Finding he had no matches, he asked Olaf for a light.
"Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter," he replied. Then reaching
into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.
"Yiminy Cricket!" exclaimed Sven, taking the huge Bic lighter in
his hands. "Vhere dit yew git dat monster??"
"Vell," replied Olaf, "I got it from me Genie."
"You haff a genie in yor tackle pox?" Sven asked.
"Ya, shure. It's right here in my tackle pox," says Olaf.
"Could I see him?"
So Olaf opens his tackle box & sure enough, out pops the genie.
Addressing the genie, Sven says, "Hey dere! I'm a good friend of
your master. Vill you grant me vun vish?"
"Yes, I will," says the genie.
So Sven asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie disappears
back in the tackle box, leaving Sven sitting there, waiting for his
million bucks.
Shortly, the sky darkens & is filled with the sound of a million
ducks flying overhead.
Over the roar of the million ducks Sven yells at Olaf, "Yumpin'
Yimminy, I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!"
Olaf answers, "Ya, I forgot to tell yew dat da genie is hart of
hearing. Do yew really tink I asked for a 10-inch Bic?
2006-08-28 00:09:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seems that the fire mans are blonds, btw : - me too a fire protection guy
2006-08-28 00:22:02 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I WONDER, IS THIS THE SAME BLONDE THAT CALLED THE DOCTOR AND SAID "DOCTOR I HURT SO BAD,NO MATTER WHAT I TOUCH IT'S VERY PAINFUL!" WITHOUT HESITATION THE DOCTOR REPLIES "MA'AM,YOUR FINGER IS BROKEN."?
2006-08-27 22:55:12 · answer #5 · answered by mewho? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny.
2006-08-27 23:09:15 · answer #6 · answered by RedWriter 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol but i've heard it in the 2nd grade â¥
2006-08-30 20:46:46 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one, lightened my day.
2006-08-27 22:54:48 · answer #8 · answered by rgusme2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha...blonde jokes never get old...
2006-08-27 23:41:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah i didnt know blondes were that smart........jk
2006-08-27 23:11:18 · answer #10 · answered by mentilyblond 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋