Entertainment & Music - 27 August 2006

2006-08-27 16:56:39 · 15 answers · asked by angel_catz 1 in Polls & Surveys

SIPPING VODKA
This is too funny - I still have tears in my eyes! Finally, a chain letter that I don't mind forwarding.
It's funny (don't break chain)

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.
After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.
The monsignor replied, " When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip."
So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice.
At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink.
He proceeded to talk up a storm.
Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door:
1) Sip the vodka, don't gulp.
2)There are 10 commandments, not 12.
3)There are 12 disciples, not 10.
4)Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
5)Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ***.
6)We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.
7)The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the spook.
8)David slew Goliath, he did not kick the sh*t out of him.
9)When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ***.
10)We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T."
11)When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said, "take this and eat it for it is my body." He did not say " Eat me" .
12)The Virgin Mary is not called " Mary with the Cherry,.
13)The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, Yeah God.
14)Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at ST.Peter's not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's.

2006-08-27 16:55:42 · 14 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Jokes & Riddles

If i already told a girl in my school that i liked her by emailing her. So what should i do next to get her to be my girlfriend?

2006-08-27 16:55:37 · 5 answers · asked by hellboynicholas 1 in Other - Entertainment

I love Jimmy Fallon.

2006-08-27 16:55:03 · 21 answers · asked by yeppers`peppers 6 in Other - Entertainment

i like them alot but have no idea what their name stands for do you? and what is their video for their song emergancy spossed to stand for?

2006-08-27 16:54:43 · 2 answers · asked by nikki fm 2 in Music

On the song say anything (else) i love it when he goes "And baby dont follow their lead cause you'll never know Just how the story ends or how the story goes and you are so confused And baby its just like you to say anything else...Whenever you get this way just getting up for the letdown MMM" <(omg! i want to melt everytime i hear that part when he goes MMM it sooo hot!!!!

2006-08-27 16:54:16 · 1 answers · asked by Theater freak 2 in Celebrities

you get to your limit of answering questions?

2006-08-27 16:54:14 · 4 answers · asked by E.B. 5 in Polls & Surveys

I like tool but have taken a lot of cr*p for thinkin' that song makes perfect sense

2006-08-27 16:53:53 · 9 answers · asked by stratagem 2 in Music

2006-08-27 16:53:20 · 16 answers · asked by peninsula 1 in Celebrities

Lyrics , " I'm feeling kinda lonely on top of that I'm kinda horney and I gotta get back to her" A guy sings it its a recent song I heard on a Pop and R&B station.

2006-08-27 16:53:17 · 4 answers · asked by briansbutterflygirl 2 in Music

2006-08-27 16:52:13 · 13 answers · asked by petes2084 1 in Polls & Surveys

maybe im planning to enrol for singing workshop coz i want to fulfill my greatest dream, if ever.. hope you'll answer me as soon as posible. thanks!

2006-08-27 16:51:44 · 1 answers · asked by idol_geof 1 in Other - Entertainment

Oh baby I know that I did you wrong
But I got lost along the way
And I never thought you'd walk away
But you did,
And I can't cope with it
I'm alone
And I don't know what to do
With my feelings
Cuz I'm still not over you
And I'm crying
From the day you walked away
And I miss you
I miss you


I'm alone
And I don't know what to do
With my feelings
Cuz I'm still not over you
And I'm crying
From the day you walked away
And I miss you
I miss you

I tell my friends that I got over you
That I took your pictures off the walls
But I know there is another truth
That I miss you
That I need you
I'm alone
And I don't know what to do
With my feelings
Cuz I'm still not over you
And I'm crying
From the day you walked away
And I miss you
I miss you

I'm alone
And I don't know what to do
With my feelings
Cuz I'm still not over you
And I'm crying
From the day you walked away
And I miss you
I miss you

2006-08-27 16:51:30 · 5 answers · asked by Love Is Pain 2 in Music

2006-08-27 16:51:24 · 3 answers · asked by lisa143usher 1 in Celebrities

butterfluffernutter, gar-bear, alley-sally, snickerdoodles, erisdoodles!!!!!!!!

2006-08-27 16:51:13 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-27 16:51:00 · 15 answers · asked by roonie 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-27 16:50:45 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-08-27 16:50:14 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-08-27 16:49:55 · 31 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-27 16:49:36 · 7 answers · asked by Christine L 1 in Television

the comedian whose catchphrase was "chase me chase me"?

2006-08-27 16:49:13 · 6 answers · asked by ady 4 in Television

Can you guys please help me identify as many cartoons as possible from the 60's to the 90's? The way this works is that each person is going to write the name of the first cartoon that pops in their head and make sure that that cartoon hasn't been mentioned already. Thanx you!

Oh yeah, no anime or Walt Disney please!!!

2006-08-27 16:49:12 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

Willys cynical thought for the fugging day;

If love is blind why is lingerie so freaking popular?

"Women claim that what they look for in a man in a sense of humor, but I don't believe it. Who do you want removing your bra...George Clooney or the Three Stooges?"

http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/

2006-08-27 16:49:10 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-27 16:48:59 · 9 answers · asked by Tucker C 4 in Television

2006-08-27 16:48:50 · 10 answers · asked by cyn 1 in Music

2006-08-27 16:47:49 · 14 answers · asked by Emily24 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-27 16:47:19 · 7 answers · asked by yeppers`peppers 6 in Other - Entertainment

As it pertains to sound. Like a digital sound board and a sound board that is mono.

2006-08-27 16:46:53 · 3 answers · asked by Corky 1 in Music

if uve seen david blaine's shows u can see it is phsically impossible to do the stuff he does, i personally think hes a angel, not to sound all gay but seriously, hes always talking about martin luther king and ghandi, and all that good stuff, either hes a angel or a genie or knws black magic? if u dont think so come up with sumthin better

2006-08-27 16:46:36 · 7 answers · asked by IMSOVICIOUS 1 in Television

I'd call it soft rock-
The lyrics were something like this:

"well there's a little boy standing at the counter of the corner shop.
He's been waiting down there, waiting half the day but they never ever see him from the top.

He gets pushed around, knocked to the ground.
He gets to his feet and he says-
What about me, it isn't fair, I've had enough now I want my share,
can't you see I wanna live,
but you just take more than you give..."

I'm not even sure of the title, it might be "more than you give." I think it's late '80's or early '90's.

This is driving me crazy.

Anyone remember it?

2006-08-27 16:46:33 · 9 answers · asked by Professor Chaos386 4 in Music