Entertainment & Music - 27 August 2006

A soldier came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing there. Out of breath he asked, "Please Sister, may I hide under your skirts for a few minutes. I'll explain WHY later."



The nun agreed.



Just a moment later two Military Police came running along and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier running by here??"



The nun replied, "He went that way."



After the MP's disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister, but you see I don't want to go to Iraq."



The nun said, "I think I can fully understand your fear."



The soldier added, "I hope you don't think me rude or impertinent, but you have a great pair of legs!"



The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either."

2006-08-27 18:46:54 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I thought it was called Chemical Breeze but I can't find a song by that name. The word chemical is in the song but I don't know if it's also part of the title. I heard it on the radio about 3 weeks ago but I'm not sure if it's new or old. Thanks for any info

2006-08-27 18:46:08 · 7 answers · asked by twocurious2002 1 in Music

It made me feel good, I hope it does the same to you!

http://www.stinalisa.com/Radio.html
http://www.stinalisa.com/

2006-08-27 18:45:07 · 5 answers · asked by unbeatablec 2 in Polls & Surveys

or is just me...or is it three quarters..can't tell...what do you think?and I'm being serious..with the rest of the junk on my table..I have a glass of apple juice..and I don't know if it's half empty or half full.

2006-08-27 18:44:47 · 9 answers · asked by Leia Skywalker 4 in Polls & Surveys

Lavigne have and email address? If she does can somone give it to me

2006-08-27 18:44:41 · 3 answers · asked by Alyssa 2 in Celebrities

I'm starting to learn and it's a REAAAAAAAAAAAAL pain in the azzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Probably the hardest thing to execute. Anyone got some tips?

2006-08-27 18:42:27 · 3 answers · asked by jacksonxrr 1 in Music

Outlaws are Wanted!
Ok, another for the girls...

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

2006-08-27 18:39:57 · 11 answers · asked by Helzabet 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Mine r spiders or anything with more than 4 legs, bears, (not teddy bears tho,lol,), drowning, heights, closed in spaces, vomit, and death

2006-08-27 18:36:46 · 26 answers · asked by goldieluxxx 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-27 18:35:40 · 22 answers · asked by NONAME 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-27 18:32:43 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-08-27 18:32:42 · 6 answers · asked by SQRD 2 in Music

who wants to join?....bring all your highlighters with you...no sharpies..

2006-08-27 18:31:57 · 15 answers · asked by Leia Skywalker 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-27 18:30:13 · 6 answers · asked by Matthew C 2 in Television

right now....there is just a whole bunch of junk on mine..I think my life is somewhere under it...

2006-08-27 18:29:36 · 29 answers · asked by Leia Skywalker 4 in Polls & Surveys

I can't believe it. He just won an Emmy! How do you think they are going to wrap up the season next week??

2006-08-27 18:29:28 · 6 answers · asked by lindas299 1 in Television

A recent survey reveiled that 30% of Americans did not correctly answer this question.

I am ashamed to be one of them.

2006-08-27 18:28:13 · 19 answers · asked by ♫Hope♫ 6 in Polls & Surveys

Please support your answer with evidence, comparisons, and andedotes. Which parts of the media should be reformed and how much?

2006-08-27 18:27:07 · 6 answers · asked by ronfschmidt 2 in Polls & Surveys

1. Expensive restaurant
2. Moderate sit-down like Denny's or Perkins
3. Pizza place like Pizza Hut
4. Fast food

2006-08-27 18:27:01 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

sad about the summer ending ?? and what will you miss the most about it ?

2006-08-27 18:26:49 · 18 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

and able to flip throught he air. The women wear skimpy clothes and the men get full body suits. I know this is fake but i just want to use some of my points to ask stupid questions.

2006-08-27 18:26:37 · 11 answers · asked by zealous l 2 in Comics & Animation

I'm into anime, but have never really gotten into manga. What is it? and Where can you get them?

2006-08-27 18:26:20 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2006-08-27 18:25:31 · 15 answers · asked by nightrider 1 in Music

2006-08-27 18:24:23 · 16 answers · asked by MAK 6 in Jokes & Riddles

How did tom ryan(?)s son get to is mother before tom ryan(?)s character and his screaming daughter reached her? Didn't he run off with the army? Or did i fall asleep during an important part?

2006-08-27 18:24:03 · 8 answers · asked by missinformed 4 in Movies

A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time." The wife responded, "Allow me to explain."
"God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you! "

2006-08-27 18:23:30 · 6 answers · asked by Helzabet 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-27 18:23:09 · 11 answers · asked by jkeys00 3 in Polls & Surveys

What mp3 player do you have?

I have the Creative Zen Micro Photo 8gb

2006-08-27 18:23:00 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

not adriana lima

2006-08-27 18:21:56 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Magazines

Can you tell me a song that you love, but its the only song you like from that artist, so you hate the artist, but love the song?

2006-08-27 18:21:21 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Mind you, you could only grant a wish that you've heard being wished for.

(For instance, you heard on TV that Mel Gibson wished for peace in the Middle East.)

(Or, it could be a simple one. You heard from your mother earlier that she wishes she had less allergies.)

2006-08-27 18:20:28 · 6 answers · asked by AxisofOddity 5 in Polls & Surveys