A soldier came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing there. Out of breath he asked, "Please Sister, may I hide under your skirts for a few minutes. I'll explain WHY later."
The nun agreed.
Just a moment later two Military Police came running along and asked, "Sister, have you seen a soldier running by here??"
The nun replied, "He went that way."
After the MP's disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister, but you see I don't want to go to Iraq."
The nun said, "I think I can fully understand your fear."
The soldier added, "I hope you don't think me rude or impertinent, but you have a great pair of legs!"
The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either."
2006-08-27 18:46:54 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!
2006-08-27 18:49:08 · answer #1 · answered by let the speakers blow your mind 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious
2006-08-27 18:54:05 · answer #2 · answered by Cyndi Storm 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yup, saw another guy post dat one a couple a weeks ago, holy shyt!
2006-08-27 20:11:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2006-08-27 18:53:22 · answer #4 · answered by odoiii 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-08-27 18:51:42 · answer #5 · answered by kiki Dee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one!
2006-08-27 20:05:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao!!!!!!!! ok that was Bloody Funny!!!
-British Angel-
2006-08-27 18:50:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha thats great
2006-08-27 18:49:42 · answer #8 · answered by cj 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha->
2006-08-27 18:51:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah its old sorry â¥
2006-08-30 13:38:28 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha,ha,ha funnny!
2006-08-27 18:58:03 · answer #11 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋