Entertainment & Music - 25 August 2006

Who else do you think will be able to portray a better Captain Jack Sparrow than Johnny Depp? Not that I'm saying Johnny wasn't great in his role or anything, but just curiously wondering if any other actors out there can take over his place.

** In my opinion, I think this role was made for Johnny Depp and no one else can replace him. I don't think anyone else can play a sexier, funnier, and totally irresistible pirate like Depp did. =) **

2006-08-25 20:56:05 · 14 answers · asked by .:: Vanilla Bean ::. 3 in Movies

The couple was delighted when their long wait to adopt a baby came to an

end. The adoption center called and told them that there was a wonderful

Russian baby boy available. The couple accepted him without hesitation.

On the way home from the adoption center, they stopped by the local college

so they each could enroll in night courses.

After they filled out the forms, the registration clerk inquired, "What

ever possessed you to study Russian?"

The couple said proudly, "We just adopted a Russian baby. In a year or so,

when he begins to talk, we want to be able to understand him."

DAA!

2006-08-25 20:55:22 · 12 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-25 20:54:54 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

This is intended as humor, so it should be answered along that line.

2006-08-25 20:52:32 · 30 answers · asked by fed 1 in Jokes & Riddles

You know, the one you see on every channel, all day long? The one you are really tired of seeing and hearing about?

2006-08-25 20:52:26 · 10 answers · asked by Nicki Lee 6 in Polls & Surveys

He Rocks.

2006-08-25 20:51:49 · 10 answers · asked by Jenna H 1 in Other - Entertainment

plz help!!! i need help asap!
Ok, it's been saying that i need to install registery mechanic stuff, but i can only install the trial because it's too much money and it only fixes about 15 errors!!! And it also said that my privacy on my computer is in danger..Do any of you know where i can get a FREE download of that registery stuff to fix ALL my errors, but remember..i need a FREE FULL VERSION!!! THAT MEANS NO TRIAL VERSIONS!!

ps: i'm posting this **** here because all the computer nerds in the "computer" category arent responding.....if u help just a little...i will surely appreciate it! thank u! =]

2006-08-25 20:51:31 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-25 20:50:42 · 16 answers · asked by jdhayman 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-25 20:49:38 · 17 answers · asked by jdhayman 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-25 20:49:21 · 2 answers · asked by manic_chili_pepper 1 in Music

Flavor and brand, please.

2006-08-25 20:49:05 · 15 answers · asked by Nicki Lee 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-25 20:48:53 · 23 answers · asked by jdhayman 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-25 20:48:41 · 13 answers · asked by phllipe b 5 in Celebrities

a) fear dot com
b) silent hill
c) devils rejects
d) stir of ecchoes
e) the cell

2006-08-25 20:48:40 · 19 answers · asked by chapped lips 5 in Movies

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said.

You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells" . Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates.

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"

The man replied, "They're Carols".

2006-08-25 20:47:33 · 14 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

what are the best movies for ice cube ? also i want all ice cubes' movies "thank you

2006-08-25 20:47:33 · 9 answers · asked by only_g_i_love 2 in Movies

if a frog is male or female

2006-08-25 20:46:53 · 12 answers · asked by Alicia 1 in Polls & Surveys

what happened

2006-08-25 20:46:22 · 9 answers · asked by Alicia 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-25 20:45:58 · 20 answers · asked by jdhayman 5 in Polls & Surveys

?

2006-08-25 20:45:56 · 10 answers · asked by Alicia 1 in Polls & Surveys

...is it all of that like they say.

2006-08-25 20:45:35 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i love them

2006-08-25 20:45:27 · 5 answers · asked by Alicia 1 in Polls & Surveys

Yahoo designates certain groups as "Adult" to keep underage viewers safe from certain language and imagry and pictures. Should Yahoo create a zone in the Answers forum just for underage participants?

2006-08-25 20:45:04 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be open when she brings it.

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Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up a
woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing
machine will probably never be able to support you.

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How do you know when a woman is about to say
something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me.."


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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

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Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up
the required pressure.

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If your dog is barking at the back door and your
wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in
first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.


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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.

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I married a Miss Right. I just didn't know her first
name was Always.

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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a
woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.

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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.

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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk
down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and
still think they are sexy.

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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

2006-08-25 20:44:45 · 9 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

IT IS ONCE A YEAR AT THE DOUBLETREE HOTEL IN SAN JOSE CALIFORNIA IN THE MONTH OF SEPTEMBER.

2006-08-25 20:44:18 · 2 answers · asked by MESHAY F 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-08-25 20:43:15 · 1 answers · asked by Tilak 1 in Movies

In the scene after "young" Henry comes out of the court room then they show the older Henry (Ray Liotta) at Idlewild Airport.

2006-08-25 20:43:02 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-08-25 20:42:49 · 7 answers · asked by jdhayman 5 in Polls & Surveys

have you heard that song? for me, its really beautiful...actually i also like regines version of I DONT WANNA MISS A THING i felt insecure of regines voice because she can hit high notes...."i dont wanna miss a thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!" graveh!...and also her song YOU ARE MY SONG....and etc...just listen to regines songs in www.youtube.com or just buy at least one of her albums....

2006-08-25 20:42:35 · 2 answers · asked by PrInCeSs sErEnItY 1 in Celebrities

Penises. Since high school, I'd been a firm believer that the size of a man's penis didn't matter. After all, they had only to think dirty thoughts and they'd become twice or thrice the size. A little rubbing here and there and poof! Small penis problem solved.
That was until my friend Lori started in on her new man. Jessie was a bodybuilder and she swore up and down that his penis was the size of her pinky finger. I said NUH-UH. She wanted to get him drunk so she could show me. "Not only is he hung like a hamster, but it's a godawful dark purple color like it needs air or something," she said.
Being 17 years old and a virgin, I declined her offer to see the goods. She dumped him when she learned he was a huge 'roid user. That, and she complained that half the time he couldn't get it up.
I remember hoping to God that my first boyfriend wouldn't have a large penis. I had heard horrible stories about behemoth penises that took on their own monstrous forms and knew no mercy.
My first time happened so fast that it's hard for me to remember all the details. One of the things that sticks out in my mind is the fact that I had to ask, "Are you in me yet?" because I honestly could not tell. Now, I knew exactly what Lori was talking about, and I realized she hadn't been exaggerating.
I started wondering what big ones would be like. A few average Joes later, and I met Jake. He had a speed bike, a new sports car and his own house at age 21. He walked like a man bigger than his 5-foot-8 frame and cussed a lot, and wore an Italian horn although he was only half-Italian. A few dates later and I realized that all of the money or toys in the world would not compensate for such a lack. No wonder he was an angry little man. All that time I thought there was something wrong with me.
Then I had an epiphany when I met Alan. Six foot three--and proportionate. That night I was a changed woman. Motion of the ocean, my butt...but it didn't last long, which summed up his duration as well.
"Get off already!" I said, annoyed that he drank too much one evening. What good was being proportionate without the stamina?
"I'm sorry...it's just that it's been a while. If you have a vibrator, I can, you know..."
"No. I don't." And I rolled over, disappointed.
Then along came Mike. I had predetermined that I wasn't going to sleep with him. Nothing about him said "Do me, now!"
But he was warm, witty and charmed me with his sense of humor, not to mention he was a good kisser. My wandering hand ended up you know where and--voila!--my clothes magically came off. He had Alan beat--and I didn't think that was possible.
If I was ever going to be dick-whipped in all my life, it was for the sheer rarity of stroking such a mammoth! I couldn't wait to try it out. Then I could boast to all my girlfriends that it was true that big ones are best. But lo! What is this? After 10 minutes of going at it, I felt as if my insides were about to fall out. I do believe he was tickling my tonsils, but it hurt! Ow! Maybe I jumped the gun in eager anticipation. I waddled a little bit the next day and it was painful to sit down.
I didn't want to be a quitter, and Mike was such a good catch that I thought we should at least give it another try. But every time we tried to get intimate, my legs instinctively clamped shut. I couldn't imagine a life of penis phobia, so I had to cut him loose. No amount of penis in the world, in whatever shape or size, was worth putting myself through such agony.
Now when my friends ask me if I think penis size is important, I only comment, "If a man accepts you for the size (or lack thereof) of your boobs and your ***, then whatever size he has is fine if it can be accommodated physically, and as long as he isn't hung like a hamster."

2006-08-25 20:41:34 · 16 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles