Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said.
You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells" . Saint Peter said you may pass through the pearly gates.
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"
The man replied, "They're Carols".
2006-08-25 20:47:33 · 14 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sweet thanks for the smile
2006-08-25 20:52:48 · answer #1 · answered by k dog 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one first saw the light of day during the nineteen-thirties - - - but it is always good for a chuckle !!! PS - - - what do ***** Men and Christmas trees Have in Common ? I'll need ten to give you the answer - - - Peace..
2006-08-26 04:03:12 · answer #2 · answered by JVHawai'i 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha-ha! Nice one. 9/10.
2006-08-26 03:57:17 · answer #3 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2006-08-31 01:49:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
2006-08-26 11:16:17 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Luz Sin Gravedad♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that was good
Debbie 16
2006-08-26 03:51:11 · answer #6 · answered by deby r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao seriously i almost fell to the floor lol â¥
2006-08-30 22:35:25 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooh! LOL. LOL. That's funny! LOL.
Have a great day!
2006-08-26 09:24:31 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty goodâ¥
2006-08-31 17:16:15 · answer #9 · answered by ♥USMCwife♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one i liked it
2006-08-26 04:33:16 · answer #10 · answered by SeahawkMan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha....
very funny...
2006-08-26 04:29:03 · answer #11 · answered by ayra67_angelz 4 christ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋