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Penises. Since high school, I'd been a firm believer that the size of a man's penis didn't matter. After all, they had only to think dirty thoughts and they'd become twice or thrice the size. A little rubbing here and there and poof! Small penis problem solved.
That was until my friend Lori started in on her new man. Jessie was a bodybuilder and she swore up and down that his penis was the size of her pinky finger. I said NUH-UH. She wanted to get him drunk so she could show me. "Not only is he hung like a hamster, but it's a godawful dark purple color like it needs air or something," she said.
Being 17 years old and a virgin, I declined her offer to see the goods. She dumped him when she learned he was a huge 'roid user. That, and she complained that half the time he couldn't get it up.
I remember hoping to God that my first boyfriend wouldn't have a large penis. I had heard horrible stories about behemoth penises that took on their own monstrous forms and knew no mercy.
My first time happened so fast that it's hard for me to remember all the details. One of the things that sticks out in my mind is the fact that I had to ask, "Are you in me yet?" because I honestly could not tell. Now, I knew exactly what Lori was talking about, and I realized she hadn't been exaggerating.
I started wondering what big ones would be like. A few average Joes later, and I met Jake. He had a speed bike, a new sports car and his own house at age 21. He walked like a man bigger than his 5-foot-8 frame and cussed a lot, and wore an Italian horn although he was only half-Italian. A few dates later and I realized that all of the money or toys in the world would not compensate for such a lack. No wonder he was an angry little man. All that time I thought there was something wrong with me.
Then I had an epiphany when I met Alan. Six foot three--and proportionate. That night I was a changed woman. Motion of the ocean, my butt...but it didn't last long, which summed up his duration as well.
"Get off already!" I said, annoyed that he drank too much one evening. What good was being proportionate without the stamina?
"I'm sorry...it's just that it's been a while. If you have a vibrator, I can, you know..."
"No. I don't." And I rolled over, disappointed.
Then along came Mike. I had predetermined that I wasn't going to sleep with him. Nothing about him said "Do me, now!"
But he was warm, witty and charmed me with his sense of humor, not to mention he was a good kisser. My wandering hand ended up you know where and--voila!--my clothes magically came off. He had Alan beat--and I didn't think that was possible.
If I was ever going to be dick-whipped in all my life, it was for the sheer rarity of stroking such a mammoth! I couldn't wait to try it out. Then I could boast to all my girlfriends that it was true that big ones are best. But lo! What is this? After 10 minutes of going at it, I felt as if my insides were about to fall out. I do believe he was tickling my tonsils, but it hurt! Ow! Maybe I jumped the gun in eager anticipation. I waddled a little bit the next day and it was painful to sit down.
I didn't want to be a quitter, and Mike was such a good catch that I thought we should at least give it another try. But every time we tried to get intimate, my legs instinctively clamped shut. I couldn't imagine a life of penis phobia, so I had to cut him loose. No amount of penis in the world, in whatever shape or size, was worth putting myself through such agony.
Now when my friends ask me if I think penis size is important, I only comment, "If a man accepts you for the size (or lack thereof) of your boobs and your ***, then whatever size he has is fine if it can be accommodated physically, and as long as he isn't hung like a hamster."

2006-08-25 20:41:34 · 16 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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If you ever meet a 'Cajun, Sangy, hang on tight;
Size won't matter to you then,
He'll rock your world, and do it right,
And you won't think of where you've been! LOL. LOL.

2006-08-26 02:35:33 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1 0

Every woman has a preference. If you tried asking one you won't get an honest answer (unless she doesn't see you that way).

Then again that doesn't mean "bigger is always better". I personally would say about 6 inches long about (but no more than) 6 inches girth would suffice just about anyone. Some women like deeper penetration (to the cervix or are just born with long vaginas) and won't mind 7 or 8 inches. It depends because just like guys, the ladies are not all the same down there either. Some women aren't very long but wide, some are tight and long, etc. Just like men. I think women on average enjoy the full feeling of being penetrated by a thicker penis but not everyone is going to enjoy being given deep penetration.

Bigger is only better if you are small. If you are a nice medium sized member then if you made it bigger you only are trading off the normal women for the size queens.

So yes "size matters" but not like men say it. You don't need a colossal 10 inch monster to please a woman, but it isn't a good thing to have a pencil for a penis either (if your girth is narrow enough to stick into a toilet roll you are considered thin).

2006-08-27 05:57:41 · answer #2 · answered by deusdenton 2 · 0 0

There is too small - the guy I lost my virginity too was very small and I wondered what the fuss was all about. I don't think it matters thaaat much though - more importantly is if they know how to use it - and how to please you and/or are willing to learn how and ask you what you like.

I have been with larger guys and it was horrible cause they thought the size made up for everything so they didn't do too much with it and then mid sized guys who tried extra hard to do everything cause they think they are small. I think too big is worse than average or even on the smaller side - nut I have noticed that guys 5'7" and under have larger ones - I am always with tall guys but a few times.... so yea they make up for their height there. :O) funny question..

2006-08-25 20:47:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

just wondering here, my member is by no means large but I can safely say thats its no hamster cock either, Maybe its because all the other male anatomy Ive see was in pornos and those guys are half horses and my lack of experience (just one girl a few times) but I consider myself small. While my experience in the intercourse department is lacking Ive had more than my fair share of foreplay and have heard gossip about my "magic fingers", what if Im right? what is I am really am as small as my mind forces me to think, in all my penetral experience both of us have been under the unfluence of something or other so I cant really use that to judge, but what can a guy do? what if my next experience comes down to it and I cant please her with intercourse? Im so nervous about it in past relationships Ive avoided it and tried to stick with foreplay and oral. But down to my question, what can a guy do to make up for a lack of length?

2006-08-25 21:03:00 · answer #4 · answered by Joseph B 5 · 0 0

Depending on what we're discussing, if we're talking about the size of your well.. "package" Length is always as important as width and as far as weight goes, I do not think I could handle a tub of lard with his hands all up and over my curves.

2016-03-27 06:32:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Couldn't be bothered to read it all but I got the jist of it. Quality not quantity and if anything else matters then you 've not got a guy that loves you. Anyway, give birth a few times then you could give even the biggest a good run for their money!

2006-08-31 13:17:49 · answer #6 · answered by wee stoater 4 · 0 2

I liked the hung like a hamster part...I almost wet em!

2006-08-25 20:46:34 · answer #7 · answered by Angelus 4 · 0 0

Finally I'm done...girl you should write a book....

I think the bigger the package the better...but not oversized.

2006-08-25 20:50:29 · answer #8 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 1 0

The last paragraph sounds good to me.
But I would say size is not important, but how to use it!

2006-08-25 20:50:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

omg, too long of a question, i;d rather watch grass grow while drinking prune juice

2006-08-25 20:43:54 · answer #10 · answered by Kevin M 3 · 2 1

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