The couple was delighted when their long wait to adopt a baby came to an
end. The adoption center called and told them that there was a wonderful
Russian baby boy available. The couple accepted him without hesitation.
On the way home from the adoption center, they stopped by the local college
so they each could enroll in night courses.
After they filled out the forms, the registration clerk inquired, "What
ever possessed you to study Russian?"
The couple said proudly, "We just adopted a Russian baby. In a year or so,
when he begins to talk, we want to be able to understand him."
DAA!
2006-08-25 20:55:22 · 12 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sounds a good idea to me! Seriously though, nice one.
2006-08-25 20:59:34 · answer #1 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Das verdanya, for the points, but I care little. They are simply im-
material objects and thus have only value to our egos. Please make some other worthy miscreant smile for the boon. For today I enjoined to a beach of white sand, barely contained within my paisley speedos, where I sought abrupt spiritual enlightenment. Yay, in a tiresome ten minutes of meditation, from whence I struggled in vain to release myself from the earthly bondage of a failed yoga position, there came salvation. in a startling flash of Saint Elmo's fire came my answer. For as I contemplated the silence of the clams, my prayers were answered by this poignant soliloquy. I pray that all of my erstwhile fellow heads (avatars) take this to heart.
It is important to find a woman that cooks and cleans up after me.
It is important to find a woman that has great wads of cash.
It is important to find a woman that enjoys having wild sex with me.
It is important that these three women never meet!
Please come forth with more funny stuff!
2006-08-26 21:32:26 · answer #2 · answered by elge13 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
.00000888888888888888/10
2006-08-31 15:01:26 · answer #3 · answered by A.S4Y3D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes they must of been blonde or else they were really high
2006-08-26 04:24:41 · answer #4 · answered by SeahawkMan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wonder too lol â¥
2006-08-30 22:34:25 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-08-26 04:56:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So what is the question?
2006-08-26 03:59:51 · answer #7 · answered by not_prfikt 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! They probably were...
2006-08-26 11:15:14 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Luz Sin Gravedad♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no doubt they are blondes :D
2006-08-26 04:47:30 · answer #9 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow its cute can you give me the 10 points please
2006-08-26 04:53:51 · answer #10 · answered by Sai♥Pranav 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋