Entertainment & Music - 24 August 2006

I'm not trying to be offensive, just wanting to make people laugh or something. So if you are offended by this joke, i suggest you don't answer rudely, bcuz i don't need any of your bull sh!t. I know some of you will become angry and stubborn, but please don't answer to this unless you are willing to be friendly. I also don't care if you have heard this joke b4, so don't answer saying something like "oh my friend told me that at school!"
Here is is:

2 nuns died and went to Heaven where an angel held a golden bowl filled with holy water."If you have touched a man on his private part, you must rinse that body part that you touched him with in this holy water." The angel told the nuns. The first nun steped up and said: "I only touched him with my finger." And she dipped her finger in the holy water and entered Heaven. The second nun stepped up and said "How many people have rinsed themselves in this water? If you expect me to gargle that water, I'm going to go down to hell instead!"

2006-08-24 15:37:50 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Has anyone seen Underworld Evolution (Kate Beckinsale)is it good and Scary? Also has anyone seen Just My Luck(Lindsey Lohan) is that movie good and Funny?

2006-08-24 15:37:43 · 6 answers · asked by I_LOVE_2_SHOP! 2 in Movies

in your personal opinion are the two points we spend asking a question that might make someone laugh when they read the zany or in some cases hilarious answers others give them worth whatever the points are worth?
i'm not trying to pick on you at all ok, i just wanted to let you know that i really enjoy reading the answers and a lot of times i laugh sitting here when i read some good answers to some really neat and funny questions.
hugs yah if yah want one.

2006-08-24 15:37:41 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

wat site should i go to

2006-08-24 15:37:19 · 1 answers · asked by phlp_bj 4 in Movies

I think it's possible but I want you people to give me some good thoughts and advice. Thanks U!

2006-08-24 15:37:16 · 3 answers · asked by Dodz 1 in Music

I do, he was a great actor, father of Michael Corleone, Father of Superman, etc.

2006-08-24 15:37:13 · 12 answers · asked by RENE H 5 in Movies

2006-08-24 15:37:12 · 4 answers · asked by I.Am.What.I.Am ™ 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-24 15:37:05 · 32 answers · asked by Angel_Anton 6 in Polls & Surveys

if u want to u can just copy the song names from ur list

2006-08-24 15:36:45 · 2 answers · asked by zdid77 1 in Music

drop me down the key or tell me go away?

2006-08-24 15:36:10 · 20 answers · asked by jdhayman 5 in Polls & Surveys

I think i have 50 cents in my pockets, and a snickers wrapper.

2006-08-24 15:35:37 · 26 answers · asked by Valkyrie 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-24 15:34:46 · 9 answers · asked by x_X 2 in Music

The video is "Call Me When You're Sober"

2006-08-24 15:34:39 · 4 answers · asked by doneventryit 2 in Music

2006-08-24 15:34:30 · 10 answers · asked by Valkyrie 4 in Polls & Surveys

ive seen all the movies, and have the doll likes anyone else like him?

2006-08-24 15:34:17 · 11 answers · asked by love4gwen202 1 in Movies

Good news fans like me! The show is NOT getting cancelled! Who likes that! There will be 13 new episodes in September '06! YAY!

2006-08-24 15:34:11 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

Looking for a Cd I heard by him but I cant remember his first name and theres a million singers named collins

2006-08-24 15:34:08 · 4 answers · asked by lpdunit107 2 in Music

2006-08-24 15:33:50 · 18 answers · asked by confused 6 in Television

2006-08-24 15:33:27 · 9 answers · asked by IM CHUCKY 2 in Polls & Surveys

She played Anna in The OC. I also saw her in the music video of Daniel Powter - Bad Day. Besides, I also saw her in the Entourage Season 1.

She's hot. Can anyone give me the details of this girl?

2006-08-24 15:32:53 · 3 answers · asked by Notorious Guy 6 in Television

I missed the show. Who was evicted, and what were the vote totals? Thanks!

2006-08-24 15:32:39 · 7 answers · asked by littlebit17 5 in Television

And a little bit of Linus?

2006-08-24 15:31:47 · 3 answers · asked by snowy dragon 1 in Polls & Surveys

I haven't googled it, so here are my suspects: Klaus Voorman, Peter Best, Stewart Sutcilffe, Yoko One, Linda McCartney, Billy Preston, Eric Clapton, or George Harrison.

2006-08-24 15:31:26 · 16 answers · asked by cello_drama 2 in Music

2006-08-24 15:31:22 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-08-24 15:31:15 · 6 answers · asked by IM CHUCKY 2 in Polls & Surveys

...will the Aliens have a harder time finding us since we sent them a map of a solar system with nine planets in it?

2006-08-24 15:30:52 · 37 answers · asked by twiztidsdad 5 in Jokes & Riddles

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend....except one. Which animal does not attend?
4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

2006-08-24 15:29:57 · 4 answers · asked by superstar 2 in Jokes & Riddles

without a swimsuit?

2006-08-24 15:29:53 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-24 15:29:29 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-08-24 15:29:16 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys