I'm not trying to be offensive, just wanting to make people laugh or something. So if you are offended by this joke, i suggest you don't answer rudely, bcuz i don't need any of your bull sh!t. I know some of you will become angry and stubborn, but please don't answer to this unless you are willing to be friendly. I also don't care if you have heard this joke b4, so don't answer saying something like "oh my friend told me that at school!"
Here is is:
2 nuns died and went to Heaven where an angel held a golden bowl filled with holy water."If you have touched a man on his private part, you must rinse that body part that you touched him with in this holy water." The angel told the nuns. The first nun steped up and said: "I only touched him with my finger." And she dipped her finger in the holy water and entered Heaven. The second nun stepped up and said "How many people have rinsed themselves in this water? If you expect me to gargle that water, I'm going to go down to hell instead!"
2006-08-24 15:37:50 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahaha, girl!! That was FUNNY!!!!! Good one!!!
2006-08-24 15:40:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hahaha! I'd never heard it and yes, it was funny. However, it would be even funnier if you added another nun in to add a little suspense before the punchline, such as: First nun stepped up, dipped her finger. Second nun stepped up, dipped her whole hand. Then the third nun - and then the punchline.
2006-08-24 15:42:08 · answer #2 · answered by BabyRN 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yup it's funny. The full adult version of that joke is slightly more explicit, ending with the line 'If you think I'm gargling with that after she's had her butt in it then you have another thing coming!'
2006-08-24 15:40:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's an oldie but a goodie. That joke always has made me smile. Dirty nuns...how could it be wrong!
2006-08-24 15:39:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha.... that was too damn funny. My cuz is a nun and she will die laughing with that one.
You made my day.
2006-08-24 15:44:29 · answer #5 · answered by rolahey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah it's funny! haha but some ppl may not understand the word gargle''p
2006-08-24 15:43:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its really funny but kind of akward for a date or somehow
2006-08-24 15:41:23 · answer #7 · answered by mmalavepasquali 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA havnt heard that before, thats pretty funny! LMAO
2006-08-24 15:40:30 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny to people who are open minded.
2006-08-24 15:41:18 · answer #9 · answered by ronson 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that waz funny and kind of gross and the stuff u worte at the top b4 you told the joke waz funny
2006-08-24 15:41:30 · answer #10 · answered by sweetmj 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
This should be in the "religious folklore & spiritual mythology" category. They'd just love it!
2006-08-24 15:40:41 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋