i need help with a jokes please?

Question

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend....except one. Which animal does not attend?
4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

Answer 1

1.Open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door
2.Open the door, pull out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door
3.The elephant: he's stuck at the fridge
4.The crocodiles are at the conference. They won't be at the river

Answer 2

1. take out the elephant stuff him in..
2. take out the giraffe stuff him in..
3. elephant his in the fridge..
4. the crocodiles are at the conference..so you can cross the river..swimming,rowing..anything u wish...

Answer 3

A man comes running to the doctor shouting & screaming in
pain "Please doctor you've got to help me. I've been stung by a bee."

DOCTOR: "Don't worry; I'll put some cream on it."

MAN: "You will never find that bee. It must be miles away by now."

DOCTOR: "No you don't understand! I'll put some cream on the place
you were stung."

MAN: "Oh! it happened in the garden where I was sitting under a tree"

DOCTOR (in anger): "No, no you IDIOT! I mean on which part of your
body did that bee sting."

MAN (still screaming in pain): "On my finger! The bee stung me on my
finger and it really hurts"

DOCTOR (banging his fist, abusing and shouting): "Which one?"

MAN (innocently): "How am i to know? All bees look the same to me."

Answer 4

i dont know if he is right but it makes sense and his is funny give dan the ten points lol