Entertainment & Music - 23 August 2006

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2006-08-23 16:20:32 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I know it is an old one but I love that song "You Already Know" by Big Hawk and I can't seem to find it anywhere. It may be possible that I'm not looking for the right thing but I've tried everwhere that I can think of to no avail and it is driving me insane. If anyone is able to find it could you please tell me where to go.

2006-08-23 16:20:27 · 6 answers · asked by melissa 2 in Music

Ole and Lena went to a fair. Ole was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost.

"$10 for 3 minutes, " replied the pilot.

"That's too much, " said Ole.

The pilot thought for a second and then said, "I'll make you a deal. If you and your wife ride for 3 minutes without uttering a sound, the ride will be free. But if you make a sound, you'll have to pay $10."

Ole and Lena agreed and went for a wild ride. After they landed, the pilot said to Ole, "I want to congratulate you for not making a sound. You are a brave man."

"Maybe so, " said Ole, "but I gotta tell ya, I almost screamed when my wife fell out."

2006-08-23 16:20:26 · 8 answers · asked by Ruthie1959 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-23 16:20:22 · 6 answers · asked by armyboy92g 1 in Movies

so who is an oprah fan!?!? isn't she the best!

2006-08-23 16:20:12 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-08-23 16:19:21 · 16 answers · asked by friendly 1 in Other - Entertainment

1.) transfiguration

2.)defense against the dark arts

3.) (free period)

4.) potions

5.) history of magic

6.) care of magical creatures

7.) divination

busy schedule, eh?

2006-08-23 16:18:39 · 47 answers · asked by [blahh] ™ 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-23 16:18:38 · 20 answers · asked by armywife327 2 in Polls & Surveys

I just moved into my house, so we don't have cable yet. At any given moment, these 2 hour long infomercials are on at least 2 different stations. Who the hell watches them??

2006-08-23 16:18:14 · 8 answers · asked by honk2goose 4 in Television

2006-08-23 16:17:35 · 5 answers · asked by kel0829 1 in Television

2006-08-23 16:17:23 · 26 answers · asked by Levi 2 in Television

2006-08-23 16:17:23 · 10 answers · asked by Beckman 2 in Polls & Surveys

I'de like to listen to one, if not both of their CD's. Their site only plays part of it.

2006-08-23 16:17:21 · 1 answers · asked by think_soccer_think_big 2 in Music

Three friends check into a hotel for the night. The clerk tells them the bill is $30, payable in advance.
They each pay the clerk $10 and go to their room.
A few minutes later, the clerk realizes he has made an error and overcharged the men by $5.
He asks the porter to return $5 to the friends.
The porter sees this as an opportunity to make $2 as he reasons that the three friends would have a tough time dividing $5 evenly among them; so he decides to tell them that the clerk made a mistake of only $3, giving a dollar back to each of the friends.
He pockets the leftover $2.
Now, that each of the three has got a dollar back, they each have paid $9 for the room which is a total of $27 for the night.
We know the porter pocketed £2 and adding that to the $27, you get $29, not $30 which was originally spent.
Where did the other dollar go?

GOOD LUCK ALL

2006-08-23 16:17:19 · 19 answers · asked by TheCatIsBack 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-23 16:16:54 · 10 answers · asked by b b 2 in Movies

Lil Red Ridin Hood was on her way to her grandmother's house when the wolf can up to her and said in a very gruesome voice "Im going to kill u". Lil Red Ridin Hood looked at him and said, "Nall muthafuka u gone do like the story says and eat me!"

He was walkin down the hall scratchin his balls, his dick got stuck in the elevator wall, his teacher screamed, his dick turned green, and thats how he became mean!

*** me right fire me wrong.

Bacon is BAcon, eggs is eggs, dont let no dude get between yo legs, they say u pretty, they say u fine, nine months later they say "IT AINY MINE"

Little girl said" Mommy the boy next door has a penis like a peanut" the mom say "what, u mean it's small" the little girl says "no it's SALTY"

2006-08-23 16:16:07 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

if so what do you think of John Mark Karr????

2006-08-23 16:15:57 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

That show on MTV is crap, by the way.

2006-08-23 16:15:40 · 16 answers · asked by honk2goose 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-23 16:15:26 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Justin Timberlake's, Beyonce's, Christina Aguilera's, Janet Jackson's, or Paris Hilton's

2006-08-23 16:15:25 · 22 answers · asked by Sexy_Daddy 1 in Music

You know. Poems like this:

B - ashful
O - utstanding
B - rave

Yes. Like that, but you put in your name & it chooses words for you. I need one QUICK!

2006-08-23 16:15:13 · 5 answers · asked by mani boo/poo 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-23 16:15:08 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Around the corner there is a tree.
Under the tree there is a school.
In the school there is a desk.
Behind the desk there is a bell.
Behind the desk is a teacher.
What is her name?

What is it you have to answer?
But to answer you have to ask?
And to ask you have to speak?
And to speak you have to know,
The answer.

2006-08-23 16:14:10 · 7 answers · asked by TheCatIsBack 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-23 16:14:02 · 26 answers · asked by Theater freak 2 in Celebrities

2006-08-23 16:13:50 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-23 16:13:46 · 37 answers · asked by Nick 3 in Other - Entertainment

2006-08-23 16:13:41 · 16 answers · asked by ♥ms.peREz?♥ 4 in Music

2006-08-23 16:13:39 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

good answers please

2006-08-23 16:12:14 · 10 answers · asked by matthewhrsfll 2 in Polls & Surveys

On a scale 1-10 10 being the highest
Rate how happy you are with your life up to now!
Me about an 8 (smile)! I still got a ways to go!

2006-08-23 16:10:51 · 22 answers · asked by soundlady 5 in Polls & Surveys