That show on MTV is crap, by the way.
2006-08-23 16:15:40 · 16 answers · asked by honk2goose 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yo mama so fat during katrina she was food shelter and lodging for 38,000 people
2006-08-23 16:18:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo Momma so fat, she fell on the sidewalk... I didn't wanna laugh, but the ground was cracking up.
Yo Momma so stupid, she yelled into an envelope, trying to send voice mail.
Yo Momma so fat, you could slap her legs and ride the waves.
Yo Momma so poor, the last time she smelled a warm meal was when a rich guy farted.
2006-08-23 23:42:58 · answer #2 · answered by geminigirl99kl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma's so fat, that when she walked by the TV, I missed two episodes.
Yo mamma's so dumb, when she got pregnant she went to get a blood test to find out if the baby was really hers or not.
2006-08-23 23:19:39 · answer #3 · answered by timmytude 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma got one leg. Her name is Ilene and she works at IHOP. She's also the National UNO Champion.
2006-08-23 23:23:14 · answer #4 · answered by atamayojr 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma is so fat her blood type is Ragu
Yo momma is so fat she wore a red shirt and everyone yelled Kool-Aid!
2006-08-23 23:40:11 · answer #5 · answered by Sean C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you can go to ahajokes.com and get all kinds of jokes there, like blonde jokes, yo momma jokes, racist, religious,etc., it's pretty good ones
2006-08-23 23:18:43 · answer #6 · answered by Projectrevo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma so fat, when she jumped in the ocean in california the tidal wave flooded japan
2006-08-23 23:18:42 · answer #7 · answered by angelsong_04 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma sooooo fat when she wears a Malcolm X t-shirt helicopter's land on her
2006-08-23 23:59:04 · answer #8 · answered by marvin*the*martian 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama is so fat, when she went to the doctor's office, they weighed her on the Richter scale!
2006-08-23 23:16:48 · answer #9 · answered by A 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mamma is so dumb she sat ont eh TV and watched the couch.
2006-08-23 23:17:43 · answer #10 · answered by memorris900 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋