Lil Red Ridin Hood was on her way to her grandmother's house when the wolf can up to her and said in a very gruesome voice "Im going to kill u". Lil Red Ridin Hood looked at him and said, "Nall muthafuka u gone do like the story says and eat me!"
He was walkin down the hall scratchin his balls, his dick got stuck in the elevator wall, his teacher screamed, his dick turned green, and thats how he became mean!
*** me right fire me wrong.
Bacon is BAcon, eggs is eggs, dont let no dude get between yo legs, they say u pretty, they say u fine, nine months later they say "IT AINY MINE"
Little girl said" Mommy the boy next door has a penis like a peanut" the mom say "what, u mean it's small" the little girl says "no it's SALTY"
2006-08-23 16:16:07 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
yeah u were right they are off the chain, I thought that they was
very funny so I had to print it out. come up with some more so
that I can print them out too.
2006-08-23 16:26:24 · answer #1 · answered by christina j 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
These are great!!! Love them!!! Red riding hood is a lady after my own heart!!
And the peanut joke is killer!!
2006-08-23 23:21:49 · answer #2 · answered by bren_jim 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny. I like the bacon and eggs one the best!
2006-08-23 23:20:02 · answer #3 · answered by elliecute2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1.Okay
2.Funny (My friend told me that one)
3.Funny
4.Hilarious
5.Bad but Hilarious
Good Jokes
2006-08-23 23:22:13 · answer #4 · answered by cheeeeeezymouse25 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, I get jokes. Now tell me one.
2006-08-23 23:19:34 · answer #5 · answered by Dr Know It All 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i like the last two. very funny.
2006-08-23 23:19:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe. the lasts ones my fave. its sick, but its funny. lol. off the chain (isnt it off the hook?)
2006-08-23 23:21:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-08-23 23:24:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2006-08-23 23:30:18 · answer #9 · answered by ◄BamaBoy205► 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they are off the chain!
2006-08-23 23:18:10 · answer #10 · answered by amanda [loves joseph jonas]™ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋