Attention: despite any other listing of product contents found herein, the consumer is advised that in actuality, this product consists of 99.9999% empty space
New grand unified theory disclaimer: the manufacturer may technically be entitled to claim that this product is 10 dimensional. However, the consumer is reminded that this confers no legal rights above and beyond those applicable to three-dimensional objects, since the seven new dimensions are 'rolled up' into such a small 'area' that they cannot be detected
Please note: some quantum physics theories suggest that when the consumer is not directly observing this product, it may cease to exist or will exist only in a vague and undetermined state. No responsibility is taken by the manufactures of the product should this occur
Component equivalency notice: the subatomic particles (electrons, protons, etc) comprising this product are exactly the same in every measurable respect as those used in the products of other manufactures, and no claim to the contrary may legitimately be expressed or implied
Health warning: care should be taken when lifting this product, since its mass, and thus its weight, is dependent on its velocity relative to the user
Important note to purchasers: the entire physical universe, including this product, may one day collapse back into an infinitesimally small space. Should another universe subsequently reemerge, the existence of this product in that universe cannot be guaranteed
2006-08-23 16:20:32 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles