This little boy at school put his hand up a little girls skirt, he was called to the principals office, where the principal decided it would be in the boys best interest to go home and let his parents deal with the issue
the boy arrives home and the father was watching a football match, during the adverts the father says to the boy quickly "son, dont put your hands up a girls skirt.....(game returns on tele).....um um cause they've got teeth up there and they'll bite you, now let daddy watch his game"
years down the track this boy is not so little he has a girlfriend and is ready to experiment, his girlfriend says to him, put your hand up my skirt it will feel nice, the boy looking extremely offended and confused, "why would you want me to do that?? i know you have teeth up there and your going to bite me" the girl then replys "dont be rediculous i dont have teeth there,... see!! she pulls her skirt up... , see no teeth, the boy then says.. "no wonder!!... you have bad gums!!
2006-08-22
16:39:35
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