This little boy at school put his hand up a little girls skirt, he was called to the principals office, where the principal decided it would be in the boys best interest to go home and let his parents deal with the issue
the boy arrives home and the father was watching a football match, during the adverts the father says to the boy quickly "son, dont put your hands up a girls skirt.....(game returns on tele).....um um cause they've got teeth up there and they'll bite you, now let daddy watch his game"
years down the track this boy is not so little he has a girlfriend and is ready to experiment, his girlfriend says to him, put your hand up my skirt it will feel nice, the boy looking extremely offended and confused, "why would you want me to do that?? i know you have teeth up there and your going to bite me" the girl then replys "dont be rediculous i dont have teeth there,... see!! she pulls her skirt up... , see no teeth, the boy then says.. "no wonder!!... you have bad gums!!
2006-08-22 16:39:35 · 16 answers · asked by Vicky 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!
That was hilarious!
2006-08-23 05:33:33 · answer #1 · answered by nmagny 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:):):) that wa sdute.
A little boy and girl always played together at school and one was catholic and the other was baptish. One day with their parents permission they went to church together and afterwards walked home though the woods. Then they came to a creek and could not cross without wading it. The little girl suggested they undress and cross over with their clothes over their head. so they undressed and cross the creek and redressed and went on their way, as they stopped at the girls house the boy said,
"you know I never knew there was that much difference between catholics and baptish::)"
2006-08-22 23:48:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it
Where did her teeth go? she should go to the lady-garden dentist and get it looked at; she might be able to get a filling or something
2006-08-23 06:23:51 · answer #3 · answered by Ichi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ya thats a good one a little gross but good
2006-08-22 23:43:01 · answer #4 · answered by chotpeper 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sigh....I'm going to have nightmares.
2006-08-22 23:43:32 · answer #5 · answered by markus 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha!!! thats awesome. weird, but cool
2006-08-22 23:41:27 · answer #6 · answered by ♥viv♥ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO.
That was a good one.
I like that one.
2006-08-22 23:43:51 · answer #7 · answered by Harry Cat 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funny lol
2006-08-22 23:43:20 · answer #8 · answered by firefightingexpert 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is tight keep is up.
2006-08-22 23:43:50 · answer #9 · answered by problemsolver86 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA. I like.
2006-08-22 23:42:16 · answer #10 · answered by mayorofsteveville2002 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋