I am Posting a Large $$$ cash reward to the person who can find it. Caution: If you find it, hold on to it because it is always wondering off. There is the possibility it is hiding with my humor & my balls. I lost both yesterday during a phone call with my ex-Lady.
2006-08-22 16:35:12 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
She must of been missing you, so she kidnapped the best parts.
2006-08-22 16:48:34 · answer #1 · answered by ironica7 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are your own worst enemy, Pal. She's gone. Quit talking to her on the phone/in person/at all and GO ON WITH YOUR F'UCKING LIFE, because long after you're over her there'll be much more life to live and it'll be great. So start moving toward it. First, grab your balls and hold them...you haven't lost them; they're just asleep. No fuc'king individual is worth wasting your life on; you won't get another one so live it for yourself, not some worthless pink hole that smells like fish and gives you the hardest time of your live just to spend a few minutes inside of it. GROW UP AND LIVE, DUDE!
2006-08-22 23:45:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
even though she may have torn you a new one, you need to find your humor, your balls, and maybe your dignitiy if it disappeared along with it. Life is entirely too short to let a lady, especially an EX lady do this to you. Stand up, and move on with your life! :)
2006-08-22 23:41:05 · answer #3 · answered by M. L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have it it is probalby under my 13 year old sons bed. Everything else is. It is too scary to go in there to look so you will just have to wait until I have time to clean the room. I may be awhild it is pretty messy.
2006-08-22 23:41:24 · answer #4 · answered by memorris900 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
First, check the fridge.
Then the top of the TV.
After that-- sleep on it and you'll probably find them all in the morning in one of your pockets.
2006-08-22 23:40:56 · answer #5 · answered by Lisa the Pooh 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I found it but it's been run over by a semi truck. You think it's gonna make that much difference?
2006-08-22 23:40:44 · answer #6 · answered by La Dee Da 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Your ex-lady must have stolen it. Quick call her and get it back.
2006-08-22 23:41:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
well if I could find mine mind I would be more than happy to help you find yours(thanks for the laugh)
2006-08-22 23:43:55 · answer #8 · answered by Kevin E 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahahaha, are you board???? u need to find something to do with your time.. i can imagine how board u must be to think of all that..lmao good luck babe
2006-08-22 23:46:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
wait i noe..u lost ure pride and self -respect
2006-08-22 23:41:07 · answer #10 · answered by iCe.PriinCess 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋