Entertainment & Music - 21 August 2006

I want to be cremated - the thing is, that way you can choose where your remains lie. I'm not very religious, so I think it would be a bit hipocritical to be buried in a church graveyard. I haven't been to church since the obligatory Sundays at Boarding School!

I want my ashes to be thrown into the sea, at my fave spot....

Also, surely if you are cremated, your soul has en easier route up to heaven, with the smoke etc... Rather than being stuck in a coffin....

I totally agree with the "Circle of life" thing though - if I could just be buried without a coffin, where I chose, then at least my remains would contribute to the soil, insects etc... But you can't do it that way nowadays...

I'd love to know other people's opinions on this!!

2006-08-21 21:34:46 · 32 answers · asked by Krissyinthesun 5 in Polls & Surveys

Hecules is a nickname for something i have............so what makes it stronger & bigger?

2006-08-21 21:32:32 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Am I the only one who loves The Goonies. I loved it as a kid and still love it as an adult. Maybe cause it was filmed on the Oregon Coast(Astoria) and I'm from Oregon.

2006-08-21 21:32:13 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-08-21 21:31:23 · 10 answers · asked by maes_quest 3 in Celebrities

i dont have a credit card so i dont have to download them i would just like to watch all the episodes of season 5

2006-08-21 21:31:10 · 3 answers · asked by nikkimate69 2 in Television

The lyrics of the song are 'I want to spend my lifetime loving you'. I am searching for this song in mp3 format. Please mail me at saoodamjadbutt@yahoo.com, if you have.
Best Regards

2006-08-21 21:30:48 · 1 answers · asked by Saood 2 in Music

Best punchline gets 10 pts.

2006-08-21 21:30:40 · 13 answers · asked by maes_quest 3 in Jokes & Riddles

like dirty , beautiful , and etc............

2006-08-21 21:30:10 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-08-21 21:29:50 · 17 answers · asked by maes_quest 3 in Jokes & Riddles

what will be u people doin .. just dont lie plz.........

2006-08-21 21:29:45 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-21 21:28:45 · 4 answers · asked by :Phil 5 in Television

well, i fall in love with this guy and maybe my story will sounds funny 4 u guys, but anyway, read and feel this story.i'm fall in love with this guy who is not in the same age with me, not in the same place, not in the same situation n on fact not in d same world.i mean, well, i'm a normal n simple girl. not too prity, n has nothing. but he, he is rich, handsome, gorgeous n on fact he's an actor. funny huh?! but how far can this funny be?..
he is ORLANDO BLOOM. he is everything to me. i'm so sensitive when someone talk something bad about him n i will get angry, but in reallity, he is nothing n hasnt any connection with me. imagine that, i have all of his movies, pictures n always surve web just bcoz to know about his life. sometimes i loose my appetite n sometimes, but actually mostly, i cant concentrate on my study. in fact, i everyday in my life, i always dream about him. well, that sounds scary huh? whatever it is, plz, god, anybody help me.but dont seperate me to get to know him

2006-08-21 21:28:11 · 4 answers · asked by annie 1 in Movies

A useful tool roughly measuring 7 inches in length
Usually it’s found hung, dangling, but ready for instant action
At one end it has a clump of hairy things, whilst at the other end has a small hole. Enjoyment of its functioning can be had by both sexes
When used its inserted willing sometimes fast, sometimes slow into a warm fleshy, moist opening where it is thrust quickly in and drawn out, again many times in succession, often quickly and accompanied by squirming bodily movements. Somebody found listing in would most likely recognize the pulsing rhythmic sounds emanating from the well-lubricated movements…
When withdrawn, it leaves a juicy frothy, and stick white substance, some of which needs cleaning from the outer surfaces of the opening and some from its long glistening shaft. After everything’s done and the flowing and cleansing liquids have ceased emanating, its returned to its freely hanging state of rest, ready for another bit of action, maybe reaching its bristling climax a couple of times a day, but often much less.
As I’m sure you’ve guessed, the answer to this riddle is none other than your own

2006-08-21 21:27:44 · 15 answers · asked by gogobanca 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-21 21:27:24 · 9 answers · asked by Chuck Dhue 4 in Television

2006-08-21 21:27:09 · 7 answers · asked by Answers 2 in Celebrities

the right answer wins!

2006-08-21 21:25:35 · 12 answers · asked by random_me 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-21 21:25:09 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Wierd hey! Or is it wceird, lol.

2006-08-21 21:24:36 · 8 answers · asked by Purplgirl 5 in Jokes & Riddles

An Avon lady was alone in an elevator when suddenly she had to fart.
She promptly reached into her bag and sprayed the air with an Avon Pine Scented deodorizer. Two floors later, a gentleman got on the elevator. He began to sniff, and
the Avon lady asked, "Do you smell something?"
"Well, yes I do," he replied.

"What does it smell like? "she asked,
The bemused gentleman answered, "I'm not sure, but it kind of smells like someone **** under a Christmas tree

2006-08-21 21:24:27 · 10 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I like all differnt types of films.
I would really like some horrer or thriller, cause i have just watched the exosisom¿ of Emily Rose which was really good i thought but im open to ideas.
thankyou.

2006-08-21 21:23:22 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A couple was watching a Discovery Channel special about an African bush tribe whose men all had penises 24 inches long.

They learned that when males reach a certain age, a string is tied around their penis. And on the other end is a weight. After a while, the weight stretches the penis to 24 inches . . .

Later that evening as the husband was getting out of the shower, his wife looked down at him and said, "How about we try the African string-and-weight procedure?"

The husband agreed and they tied a string and weight to his penis.

A few days later, the wife asked the husband, "How is our little tribal experiment coming along?"

"Well, it looks like we're about half way there" he replied.

"Wow, you've grown to 12 inches??" she asked.

"No ... but it's turned black." he replied.

2006-08-21 21:22:21 · 11 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-21 21:21:41 · 33 answers · asked by ♥Stargal♥ 2 in Polls & Surveys

Blonde joke of the month: A blond woman and her boyfriend were sitting in the back yard. A pigeon flew over them and pooped
on his head. "S- - -." the man said. "Get some
toilet paper."
"What for?" the blonde asked." He must be a
half a mile away by now."

2006-08-21 21:19:49 · 18 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Saving the argument that they are payed entirely too much for what little they do, how amazing is someone who has practiced and practiced (and, wow, is good at a sport) or an actor who is basically an empty vessel who plays pretend all day. I fail to see the brilliance or real contribution to mankind.

2006-08-21 21:19:09 · 7 answers · asked by nunya 3 in Other - Entertainment

or does it get on your nerves
,thanxs to the guy in the last question i thought i would just ask
it does not bother me

2006-08-21 21:19:02 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have to admit that i love to spend money!

2006-08-21 21:18:15 · 40 answers · asked by ¤Forever¤ 3 in Polls & Surveys

Life in the army

Letter from a Tumba kid to Mum and Dad.

(For those of you not in the know, Tumba is short for Tumbarumba,a small town not far from Wagga Wagga, NSW.)


Dear Mum & Dad,
I am well. Hope you are. Tell big brothers Doug and Phil that the Army is better than working on the farm - tell them to get into the Army quick before the jobs are all gone.

I was a bit slow in settling down at first, because you don't get outta bed until 6am. I like sleeping in now, but all you do before brekky is make ya bed and shine ya boots and clean ya uniform. No cows to milk, no calves to feed, no feed to stack---nothing.

Men must shave, but its not so bad, coz there's hot water and a light to see what ya doing.

Breakfast has cereal, fruit and eggs, but there's no kangaroo steaks or possum stew.

You don't get fed again until noon, and by that time all the city boys are buggered because we've been on a 'route march' - just like walking to the windmill in the back paddock.

This will kill Doug and Phil with laughter. I keep getting medals for shooting - dunno why. The bullseye is as big as a bloody possum's head and it doesn't move and its not firing back at ya like the Johnsons
did when our bull got their cow pregnant.
All yas gotta do is make yourself comfortable and hit the target piece of piss. You don't even load your own cartridges - they comes in boxes and ya don't have to steady yourself against the rollbar of the roo
shooting truck when you reload.

Then ya gotta wrestle with the city boys and I gotta be real careful coz they break easy - it's not like fighting with Doug and Phil and Jack and Boori and Steve all at once like we do.
Turns out I'm not a bad boxer either and it looks like I'm the best the platoon's got, and I've only been beaten by this guy from 5RAR - he's 6 foot 8, and 13 stone and I'm 5 foot six and seven stone, but I fought
to the end.
I can't complain about the Army - tell the boys to get in quick before word gets around how good it is.

Your loving daughter,
Jill.

2006-08-21 21:18:13 · 10 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-21 21:17:49 · 9 answers · asked by Answers 2 in Celebrities

2006-08-21 21:16:03 · 11 answers · asked by Sweetlemonman 4 in Polls & Surveys

"A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest."

what do you think? how true is it? is it a fact? what?

i am just asking your opinion, please no violent reaction against me.

thanks!

2006-08-21 21:14:20 · 15 answers · asked by Inquirer 5 in Polls & Surveys