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A useful tool roughly measuring 7 inches in length
Usually it’s found hung, dangling, but ready for instant action
At one end it has a clump of hairy things, whilst at the other end has a small hole. Enjoyment of its functioning can be had by both sexes
When used its inserted willing sometimes fast, sometimes slow into a warm fleshy, moist opening where it is thrust quickly in and drawn out, again many times in succession, often quickly and accompanied by squirming bodily movements. Somebody found listing in would most likely recognize the pulsing rhythmic sounds emanating from the well-lubricated movements…
When withdrawn, it leaves a juicy frothy, and stick white substance, some of which needs cleaning from the outer surfaces of the opening and some from its long glistening shaft. After everything’s done and the flowing and cleansing liquids have ceased emanating, its returned to its freely hanging state of rest, ready for another bit of action, maybe reaching its bristling climax a couple of times a day, but often much less.
As I’m sure you’ve guessed, the answer to this riddle is none other than your own

2006-08-21 21:27:44 · 15 answers · asked by gogobanca 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

15 answers

A banana?

2006-08-21 21:33:41 · answer #1 · answered by :Phil 5 · 1 0

Toothbrush

2006-08-22 04:33:01 · answer #2 · answered by HoneySweet Minister 2 · 1 0

Yep. Ditto toothbrush.

2006-08-22 11:42:04 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1 0

A toothbrush that was a good riddle though.

2006-08-22 04:37:46 · answer #4 · answered by Precious S 3 · 1 0

Sounds like the sponge scrubber I use for cleaning wine glasses where I bartend.

2006-08-22 04:33:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

heheeeeeeeee...Yeps...I do believe the Toothbrushes got the vote!

2006-08-22 04:37:31 · answer #6 · answered by froggie 4 · 1 0

Toothbrush, I've heard that one before. :]

2006-08-22 04:32:49 · answer #7 · answered by softball002 3 · 1 0

toothbrush

2006-08-22 06:52:08 · answer #8 · answered by Kay. 3 · 1 0

toothbrush

2006-08-22 04:31:44 · answer #9 · answered by sarah_lynn 4 · 1 0

toothbrush

2006-08-22 04:31:42 · answer #10 · answered by MisterBane 1 · 1 0

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