Best punchline gets 10 pts.
2006-08-21 21:30:40 · 13 answers · asked by maes_quest 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
mr t had to leave because the maxium manliness capacity had been reached by Chucks right fist
2006-08-21 21:36:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the hint of so much a s s kickery and poor acting in the air sent the bar up in an explosive ball of roundhouse kicks and gold chains. Suprisingly neither Mr T nor Chuck Norris are even scathed by the event, and continue to drink there beer, pieces of metal,ash and all.
2006-08-22 05:54:15 · answer #2 · answered by matthew c 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The bar shattered upon impact
2006-08-22 04:34:28 · answer #3 · answered by MisterBane 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
and chuck norris leans over and says to MR. T, "buy me a drink" and Mr. T says, with a raised eyebrow "If you call me Dadddy first!"
2006-08-22 04:36:46 · answer #4 · answered by stranger 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
.....arm in arm, and had a slow dance just like the other couples! LOL.
Have a great day!
2006-08-22 11:28:27 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
they saw me sitting on a barstool and said to each other...
whoa lets get out of here before we get our butts kicked... is that funny?
2006-08-22 04:52:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
but instead of people, all they see is ducks drinking beer.
2006-08-22 04:48:01 · answer #7 · answered by Omar 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
they both pitty the fool
2006-08-22 04:36:37 · answer #8 · answered by peter gunn 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i love u
2006-08-22 04:49:51 · answer #9 · answered by AMIT M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and roundhouse it into a laundrymat
2006-08-22 04:42:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋