Entertainment & Music - 21 August 2006

what's the worst advice u've ever heard and why? i'll give 10 points to whoever that has the same answer as me.

2006-08-21 01:06:25 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am so into Supernova and think Dilana and Magni are the best! What are your thoughts on them both?

2006-08-21 01:05:54 · 9 answers · asked by tarot_reader77 2 in Music

and starting over some where new?

2006-08-21 01:05:31 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

you know, the one hanging from your shower rod?

2006-08-21 01:04:30 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-21 01:03:44 · 10 answers · asked by slamabama 2 in Celebrities

When you click on your avatar. And if not why not?

2006-08-21 01:03:33 · 6 answers · asked by Game Guy 5 in Polls & Surveys

What we think of when we see a ...
Chinese guy - Kung fu expert,
Black guy - Rapper or a hip-hop artist,
Arab origin guy - Terrorist
Latin american - Gardener or sewage cleaner
White - Can't do no wrong kinda guy

2006-08-21 01:03:18 · 11 answers · asked by The Inquisitive 3 in Jokes & Riddles

When they let him fly uncuffed with the regular passengers?

2006-08-21 01:02:16 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

He says he can't marry cos he can't be faithful and doesn't know 'what's in it for him'. He says he both loves and hates drugs. It's just so self-indulgent it makes me repulsed. How can anyone look up to or respect this man?

2006-08-21 01:01:35 · 40 answers · asked by Rachel O 3 in Celebrities

I want to see it, but is it worth buying or should I just rent it?

2006-08-21 01:01:27 · 6 answers · asked by babygirl4us 4 in Movies

I have just arrived from the USA and am experiencing a bit of a culture/climate shock.
I think I will have to buy some granny-pants to keep my bits warm.
Do women here ever go commando?
Marissa x

2006-08-21 01:01:19 · 56 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-21 01:01:10 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Good morning beautiful. May I.......

2006-08-21 01:00:18 · 21 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

Pretty routine around my place, how about you?

2006-08-21 00:59:49 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Get out of here, go commute!

2006-08-21 00:59:33 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-21 00:59:32 · 54 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Three old guys are out walking.
First one says, "Windy, isn't it?"
Second one says, "No, its Thursday!"
Third one says, "So am I. Let's go get a beer."

A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect."
"Really," answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?"
"Twelve thirty."


Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"
Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'"
The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur. Be careful.'"


A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?" " No," he replied, "arthritis."

2006-08-21 00:58:48 · 17 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-21 00:56:37 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-08-21 00:56:33 · 12 answers · asked by Soubi 1 in Comics & Animation

2006-08-21 00:55:37 · 8 answers · asked by flashg1989 1 in Music

A woman went into Wal-Mart to buy a rod & reel for her grandson's
> birthday.
>
> She didn't know which one to get so she just grabbed one & went
> over to the counter.
>
> A Wal-Mart associate is standing there wearing dark shades. She says,
>
> "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod & reel?"
> He says,
>
> "Ma'am, I'm completely blind, but if you'll drop it on the counter,
> I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound it
> makes."
>
> She doesn't believe him but dropped it on the counter anyway. He says,
>
> "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel
> 10-lb. test line. It's a good all around combination & it's on sale this
> week for only $20.00."
>
> She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the
> sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!" As she opened her purse,
> her credit card dropped to the floor. She bent down to pick it up &
> accidentally breaks wind.
>
> At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no
> way the blind clerk could tell it was she who farted. Being blind, he
> wouldn't know that she was the only person around.
>
> The man rang up the sale and told her, "That'll be $34.50 please."
>
> The woman is totally confused by this & asks, "Didn't you tell me
> it was on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?"
>
> He replied, "Yes, Ma'am, the rod & reel is $20.00, but the duck
> call is $11.00 and the catfish bait is $3.50."
>

2006-08-21 00:55:16 · 14 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-21 00:52:13 · 4 answers · asked by winnie m 3 in Music

The song has good base and says something like "new york streets" or something about new york over and over. It's a cool song so please help me. I appreciate it so much!

2006-08-21 00:51:34 · 2 answers · asked by LeBenze 2 in Music

A man had an altercation with his wife. He said, "It's enough. I'm leaving. I'm going to Vietnam."
"Are you crazy? You'll be killed there."
"I'm not going to fight. I'm going to make money."
"How?"
"There are only few men remaining in Vietnam that the Vietnamese women pay a man $100 per night."
"Then I'll go with you"
"What for?"
"To see how you will live on $200 per months."
****************************
A cool girl in the Hawai went into the water and an abrupt wave washed off her bra-bikini. Coming out on the coast she crossed hands on the breast, as all women do, she met a little boy playing on the sand.
The boy:"Lady, if you're going to drown these funny puppies, I'll take the one with a brown nose..!!!"
*********************
Two little boys meet:
- How old are ye?
- I dunno.
- Are you interested in girls?
- No...
- Then you must be four, because I'm five.

2006-08-21 00:51:31 · 11 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Jokes & Riddles

This is hilarious! Read to the very end.

A MUST READ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is priceless!
Anger Management

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take
it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out
on someone you don't know.

It all started one day when I was sitting at my desk and remembered
a phone call I had forgotten to make. I found the number and dialled it. A
man answered, saying, "Hello." I politely said, "This is Stephen. May I
please speak with Ashley Carter?" Suddenly, the phone was slammed down on
me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude.

I tracked down Ashley's correct number and called her. I had transposed the
last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up with her, I
decided to call the 'wrong' number again. When the same guy answered the phone,
I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and hung up. I wrote his number down
with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer.

Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad
day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!" It always cheered me up.

When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole' calling
would have to stop. So, I called his number and said, "Hi, this is John
Smith from the Telephone Company. I'm just calling to see if you're
interested in the Caller ID program?" He yelled, "NO!" and slammed the
phone down.

I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're anasshole!"

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.
Some guy in a black BMW M3 cut me off and pulled into the spot I had
patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I had been waiting for
the spot.
The idiot ignored me and then stuck his middle finger out the window
and waved it around. I noticed he had a "For Sale" sign in his car
window, so I wrote down his number.

A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole, ( I
had his number on speed dial ), I thought I had better call the BMW asshole, too.
I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW M3 for sale?"

"Yes, it is."
"Can you tell me where I can see it?"

"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a very modern white
house, and the car's parked right out in front."

"What's your name?" I asked.

"My name is Don Burgemeyer," he said.

"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"

"I'm home every evening after five."
"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"
"Yes?"
"Don, you're an asshole." Then I hung up, and added his number to my
speed dial, too. Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call.

But after several months of calling them, it wasn't as enjoyable as
it used to be. So, I came up with an idea.

I called Asshole #1. "Hello." "You're an asshole!"
( But I didn't hang up. )

"Are you still there?" he asked.
"Yeah," I said.
"Stop calling me," he screamed.
"Make me," I said.

"Who are you?" he asked.

"My name is Don Burgemeyer."
"Yeah? Where do you live?"

"Asshole, I live at 1802 West 34th Street, a white house, and to
make easy for you, my black BMW M3 is parked in front."

He said, "I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start
saying your prayers."

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole. Bring your lunch!!"

Then I called Asshole #2.
"Hello?" he said.

"Hello, asshole," I said.

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are!..."
"You'll what?" I said.
"I'll kick your ***." he exclaimed.
I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over
right now."

Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I
lived at 1802 West 34th Street, and that I was on my way over there to kill
my gay lover.

Then I called Channel 9 News about the gang war going down on West
34th Street.

I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th street. There I
saw two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of six squad
cars, a police helicopter, and a news crew.

NOW, I feel better. Anger management really works...!

2006-08-21 00:51:30 · 10 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

please can someone give me lodz of info on a tyrannosaurus rex, the one who has the most information will get 10 points.

2006-08-21 00:51:23 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Both in friendship and in a relationship.

2006-08-21 00:51:18 · 29 answers · asked by ♥ Miss Sausage ♥ 5 in Horoscopes

anyone know where I should start?

2006-08-21 00:51:11 · 4 answers · asked by curiouszoey01 2 in Other - Entertainment

Don't you think it's somehow one of Queen's Metal albums,
beside "Sheer heart attack" or "Queen II" ??
I mean especially these songs: Innuendo, Headlong, The show must go on or Hitman??
Just wanna know your opinion, thanx!

2006-08-21 00:50:00 · 4 answers · asked by Rewolve 4 in Music

2006-08-21 00:49:26 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television