Senior Moments !!!!?

Question

Three old guys are out walking.
First one says, "Windy, isn't it?"
Second one says, "No, its Thursday!"
Third one says, "So am I. Let's go get a beer."

A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect."
"Really," answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?"
"Twelve thirty."


Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"
Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'"
The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur. Be careful.'"


A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?" " No," he replied, "arthritis."

Answer 1

really great, i couldnt stop laughing after reading the last one.

Answer 2

Splitz

Answer 3

Oh How Funny, haha I loved it just loved it. For sure I will email them to my friends they will get a Big Kick out of it. You see we are all in our 60's and can relate to those funny jokes. Thanks again just Great.

Answer 4

Good one! Stuff like that really does happen sometimes when I talk to my mother.

Answer 5

lol very nice, cool, and original

Answer 6

okk

Answer 7

hmmmmm

Answer 8

LOL. Poor man! LOL.

Answer 9

lol... where did u get them from, they are cool.

Answer 10

keep em coming.