Entertainment & Music - 21 August 2006

A little boy was observing a fly dying on a window sill. He turned to his Daddy and asked, "Daddy, why is that fly on it's back, kicking it's legs in the air?"
To which his Daddy replied, "That fly is dying son, and when it gives it's last, the good lord will pick it up by it's legs and take it up to heaven".
The little boy was unconvinced and decided to go outside and play.

A few weeks later, as his Daddy came in the front door, the little boy dashed down the stairs in floods of tears. His Daddy sat him on the bottom step and asked him what was wrong.
"Well Daddy, I thought Mommy was going to die!" exclaimed the little boy.
Daddy was shocked and asked for a full explination,
"Mommy was lay on the bed Daddy, she was kicking her legs in the air! She was screaming 'God, I'm comming, I'm comming!' and if the milkman hadn't been holding her dowm, she would have gone for sure!".

2006-08-21 02:11:33 · 23 answers · asked by CC...x 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-21 02:11:23 · 15 answers · asked by Priya 2 in Horoscopes

Sorry, boyfriends don't count.

2006-08-21 02:10:50 · 16 answers · asked by Sweetlemonman 4 in Polls & Surveys

For poo's

Examples:

No 1. The sideways poo: one so big and hurty that you think it is coming out sideways

No. 2. The clean get away: no need to wipe, you look in the bowl: the little blighter has vanished (also called the ghost poo)

No. 3. The dark destroyer....wipe 200 times and it still needs more teepee...

Help me think of more: I have come up with about 20 so far...

2006-08-21 02:10:21 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Bash whatever you want.

2006-08-21 02:09:59 · 9 answers · asked by muckdave 1 in Other - Entertainment

Okay. I'm really bored so I figured that I might as well see if anyone could guess my first name.
Hints:
1. It starts with an "S".
2. It ends with an "A".
3. It is 7 letters long.

2006-08-21 02:09:12 · 27 answers · asked by Bina-Bina 2 in Polls & Surveys

Acid Bath
In Deum Melidicus

2006-08-21 02:07:35 · 7 answers · asked by midtownhazard 2 in Music

wanted to ask a qns here yet is afraid of the qns violating the rules?

2006-08-21 02:07:33 · 9 answers · asked by muhuehue 4 in Other - Entertainment

who thinks darren will ever settle down hes got one baby and another on the way cant he even settle for his children

2006-08-21 02:07:05 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-08-21 02:05:56 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Raping about rims and chains more expensive than houses and yelling out the words "YEAH" "CRUNK" and "LAFFY TAFFY" is R-E-T-A-R-D-E-D. While I'm at it what the hell is the point of Lil' John; all he does is yell out like a donkey and never sings ... RAPPERS HAVE NO TALENT ... they're a shame to music (a few exceptions: The Roots, Talib Kwalib) but, the rest are just plain retards.

2006-08-21 02:03:57 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

The crazy black dancer with the massive white wig off " The Hitman & Her" (Pete Waterman & Michaela Strachen)

2006-08-21 02:03:47 · 5 answers · asked by Chris Wogan 2 in Television

mine's tom&jerry!

2006-08-21 02:02:29 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

Nikki and Pete are no longer
http://www.entertainmentwise.com/news?id=21213
Did you think it was 'true love'?

2006-08-21 02:01:48 · 24 answers · asked by ***Missy*** 4 in Television

2006-08-21 02:01:48 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Thoughts?

2006-08-21 02:01:12 · 6 answers · asked by Joe Muvva 2 in Music

2006-08-21 02:00:31 · 11 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-21 02:00:30 · 17 answers · asked by biljanarhcp 4 in Music

Just wondering if anything from it had leaked out yet or if any site is offering samples?

2006-08-21 02:00:25 · 3 answers · asked by paying_member 1 in Music

2006-08-21 02:00:25 · 19 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

along with your cell phone, how'd ya get out of that one?

2006-08-21 02:00:06 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If it was very rainy and windy day.. and u were driving ur car and there is only 1 free seat next to you.. while you were passing the "Bus stop" you found three people ...
1- ur real love
2-ur best friend who saved your life b4
3- an old woman
who will you pick and why?

2006-08-21 01:59:58 · 15 answers · asked by Lona aa 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I thought her dress was WAY too short for that pregnant woman.
and hubby KF didn't do a very good job "rapping" either. Does anybody agree?

2006-08-21 01:59:03 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

... a man would today for walking around naked?

2006-08-21 01:58:54 · 13 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

(say ferrari,corvette,porsche) parked on the side of the road?..

2006-08-21 01:58:50 · 30 answers · asked by RAINGIRL 6 in Polls & Surveys

wat do u think of rebecca loos?

2006-08-21 01:58:33 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

No matter how you ask a question, someone always thinks you are pointing a finger at them...they get defensive and send you an email...I'm just throwing ideas out...it's as simple as that...PLEASE take a deep breath and relax.

2006-08-21 01:56:31 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

or am i really kidding myself and im a 'pilot of the poo-pipe runway' ?

2006-08-21 01:55:57 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

the more episodes the better :]

2006-08-21 01:55:43 · 2 answers · asked by jennx 1 in Television

2006-08-21 01:54:18 · 3 answers · asked by coolanu_2009 1 in Other - Entertainment