A little boy was observing a fly dying on a window sill. He turned to his Daddy and asked, "Daddy, why is that fly on it's back, kicking it's legs in the air?"
To which his Daddy replied, "That fly is dying son, and when it gives it's last, the good lord will pick it up by it's legs and take it up to heaven".
The little boy was unconvinced and decided to go outside and play.
A few weeks later, as his Daddy came in the front door, the little boy dashed down the stairs in floods of tears. His Daddy sat him on the bottom step and asked him what was wrong.
"Well Daddy, I thought Mommy was going to die!" exclaimed the little boy.
Daddy was shocked and asked for a full explination,
"Mommy was lay on the bed Daddy, she was kicking her legs in the air! She was screaming 'God, I'm comming, I'm comming!' and if the milkman hadn't been holding her dowm, she would have gone for sure!".
2006-08-21 02:11:33 · 23 answers · asked by CC...x 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Excellent, but the reply 'Good one, can you give me the ten points please' is funnier still.
2006-08-21 03:50:13 · answer #1 · answered by McAtterie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You know, those poor milkmen get a bad rep. Can they help it that they are do darn sexy? I mean every girl loves a man in uniform. And then there is that think about the white knight ...so what if he lost his horse. The world needs a few more good milkmen. If it weren't for them, what would poor lonely housewives do?!?
2006-08-21 02:44:02 · answer #2 · answered by kgforaingeal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAA lol very funny, I haven't heard that before. That means I'm probably behind in terms of jokes since everyone's saying it's an old joke. But anyway it's a really great joke... Thanks for the laugh.
2006-08-21 02:35:15 · answer #3 · answered by alloy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wuahahaha,that's crazy,that's sick,& that's funny. This world needs many more nuts people like you,hahahaha. Btw,that's not your own experience huh? hahahaha,sorry,just kidding.
2006-08-21 02:52:20 · answer #4 · answered by Pao 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny saw the punch line "comming"
though!!
2006-08-21 02:38:16 · answer #5 · answered by sabbycat76 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
An old joke. Milkmen don't go door to door anymore.
2006-08-21 02:19:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hilarious LOL
2006-08-21 02:17:01 · answer #7 · answered by Eternity 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
i would give that joke a 1003 OUT OF TEN!!!!!!!! THAT IS REALLY THE FUNNIEST JOKE IVE EVER HEARD!!! DID YOU MAKE IT UP? EITHER WAY, THAT WAS AN AWESOME JOKE.
2006-08-21 02:23:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
i don't think so but she is so tired and she may after whil short or long
2006-08-21 02:20:31 · answer #9 · answered by john t 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
u know, i was the milk man. and dont u say thanks to me, as i saved ur life.
What a thankless girl u r..
2006-08-21 03:00:35 · answer #10 · answered by sshhrini 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋