Entertainment & Music - 20 August 2006

-Can any one tell me wat happens in the episode Fortune telling-Ranma no1 bride in the town.
-If u know then answer(please).

2006-08-20 22:05:35 · 6 answers · asked by Swati 2 in Comics & Animation

Coalition Spokeman *
The fact that the Iraqi chicken crossed the road affirmatively demonstrates that decision-making authority has been transferred to the chicken well in advance of the scheduled transition of power. From now on chicken is responsible for its own decisions.
Halliburton*
We were asked to help the chicken cross the road. Given the inherent risk of road crossing and the rarity of chickens, this operation will only cost the US government $326,004.
Muqtada al-Sadr*
The chicken was a tool of the evil Coalition and will be killed.
US Army Military Police*
We were directed to prepare the chicken to cross the road. As part of these preparations, individual soldiers ran over the chicken repeatedly and then plucked the chicken. We deeply regret the occurrence of any chicken rights violations.
Al Jazeera TV*
The chicken was forced to cross the road multiple times at gunpoint by a large group of occupation soldiers according to eye-witness

2006-08-20 22:05:08 · 10 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Jokes & Riddles

is there one song that always brings back memories for you ?, good or bad.
which one and why ?

2006-08-20 22:04:58 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

Jim Carrey, John Roberts (news), Avril Lavigne, Martin Short.....all Canadians...it is a plot to infiltrate our American entertainment industry...what can we do???

2006-08-20 22:04:23 · 8 answers · asked by Mark M 1 in Celebrities

tooo funny.......
>
> One day a man came home from work and was greeted by his wife,
> dressed in a sexy nightie.
>
> "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."
>
> So, he tied her up and went golfing.

2006-08-20 22:03:48 · 33 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

This man is screaming at the cat to jump dowm off of a door or something.

2006-08-20 22:03:39 · 4 answers · asked by jenn 3 in Other - Entertainment

I want to win, and I might to do Sum 41's In Too Deep...(maybe)

2006-08-20 22:03:07 · 12 answers · asked by Toshiba S 2 in Music

my fav actor is mel gibson. who yours??

2006-08-20 22:03:01 · 24 answers · asked by alan h 3 in Movies

2006-08-20 22:02:59 · 12 answers · asked by lost_in_thoughts 2 in Television

2006-08-20 22:02:55 · 10 answers · asked by Bashman 1 in Celebrities

A priest and a rabbi are standing by the sidewalk one day when a young boy walks by. The priest whispers conspiratorily to the rabbi, " Lets take that little boy inside and fu## him". The rabbi says " Sure", then stops himself, looks at the rabbi with a puzzeled expression and says " Fu## him out of what?"

2006-08-20 22:02:15 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-20 22:02:12 · 6 answers · asked by superman 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-08-20 22:02:04 · 3 answers · asked by badbax 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-20 22:00:38 · 9 answers · asked by law 2 in Celebrities

It was a hit more than a few years ago

2006-08-20 22:00:29 · 1 answers · asked by Amy Lynn L 1 in Music

2006-08-20 22:00:19 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship.



One sunny afternoon out of nowhere, appeared the fairy godmother. Cinderella said, "Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years"?



The fairy godmother replied, "Cinderella, you have lived an exemplary life since I last saw you. Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?"



Cinderella was taken aback, overjoyed, and after some thoughtful consideration, she uttered her first wish: "The prince was wonderful, but not much of an investor. I'm living hand to mouth on my disability checks, and I wish I were wealthy beyond comprehension.



Instantly her rocking chair turned into solid gold



Cinderella said, "Ooh, thank you, Fairy Godmother".



The fairy godmother replied "it is the least that I can do. What do you want for your second wish?"



Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said, "I wish I were young and full of the beauty and youth I once had."



At once, her wish became reality, and her beautiful young visage returned. Cinderella felt stirrings inside of her that had been dormant for years.



And then the fairy godmother spoke once more: "You have one more wish; what shall it be?"



Cinderella looks over to the frightened cat in the corner and says, "I wish for you to transform Bob, my old cat, into a kind and handsome young man."



Magically, Bob suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his biological make-up that, when he stood before her, he was a man so beautiful the likes of him neither she nor the world had ever seen.



The fairy godmother said, "Congratulations, Cinderella, enjoy your new life. With a blazing shock of bright blue electricity, the fairy godmother was gone as suddenly as she appeared.



For a few eerie moments, Bob and Cinderella looked into each other's eyes. Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most beautiful, stunningly perfect man she had ever seen.



Then Bob walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in her rocking chair, & held her close in his young muscular arms. He leaned in close, blowing her golden hair with his warm breath as he whispered..........




...............................



.............................



"Bet you're sorry you neutered me.

2006-08-20 22:00:10 · 11 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-20 21:59:56 · 3 answers · asked by samwell06 1 in Music

but you always find a way to keep me right here waiting

2006-08-20 21:59:17 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-08-20 21:58:56 · 24 answers · asked by claire e 1 in Celebrities

2006-08-20 21:58:24 · 6 answers · asked by claire e 1 in Television

an animal, what would you be?

2006-08-20 21:58:08 · 39 answers · asked by DL 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-20 21:57:47 · 8 answers · asked by claire e 1 in Television

Any one else absolutely hate her? For starters she can't sing. Her pitch never changes, she has no range and if her voice were any more computerized shed sound like R2-D2. Not 2 mention every time I've seen her do a "live performance" she was lip synching. None of her songs are original. Shes rude, conceited and just annoying.

2006-08-20 21:57:45 · 8 answers · asked by Megan g 2 in Celebrities

Whats you ideal size girl and why?

2006-08-20 21:57:27 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i know tupac be da sh!t but whats ur top 10 fav songs by him
herre r mine!! (no order) put da album in brackets ()
1) Ghetto Star (Better Dayz)
2) Hold Ya Head (Makaveli)
3) Hail Mary (Makaveli)
4) Me Against The World (" ")
5) Real Bad Boys (Thug Life Vol. 2)
6) Hit Em' Up (Greatest Hits)
7) Ambitionz Az A Ridah (All Eyez On Me)
8) Krazy (Makaveli)
9) HellRazor (R U Still Down)
10) Until The End Of Time (" ")

2006-08-20 21:56:37 · 3 answers · asked by Columbus614Ohio 2 in Music

who likes nickleback?

2006-08-20 21:55:52 · 26 answers · asked by Danish 2 in Music

I am watching the old episodes constantly after finding them online.

2006-08-20 21:53:43 · 5 answers · asked by Melody 4 in Television

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem.

I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."

What do they say?" the priest inquired.

They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"

"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed; then he thought for a moment.

"You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Joshua and Jacob. My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in no time."
"Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution."

The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage, holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them.

After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"

There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Jacob, our prayers have been answered

2006-08-20 21:52:56 · 13 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I'm a 20 year old guy and I went to see my grandpa in his nursing home and asked me if I wanted a "mustache ride" what is that?

2006-08-20 21:52:33 · 12 answers · asked by cricket 1 in Polls & Surveys