Entertainment & Music - 20 August 2006

2006-08-20 23:13:53 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the
ho tel everybody.


2. Dictate - My girfriend say my dictate good.


3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the
other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb.


4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no
money foreclose.


5. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my *****
rectum both.


6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if
I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.


7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed
me a cup and said penis.


8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say,
"man, it look fake." He say, "Bullshit, that watch israel".


9 Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living
in the apartment undermine.


10.Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought
me acoustic and took me to the poolhall.



11.Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my
uncle iraq, you break.



12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I
axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?"



13.Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how
much?" she say "fortify."

14.Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and
income my wife.

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Let us use it in a sentence.
"I should pop yo *** fo what you jus did, but
omelette dis one slide."

2006-08-20 23:13:51 · 12 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-20 23:13:35 · 8 answers · asked by mushy peas 2 in Television

2006-08-20 23:11:59 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Rumour has it that Barry Manilow walked into a brick wall with a full erection and still broke his nose!

2006-08-20 23:11:41 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

do u put things on top ur T.V u know..like keys..wallet,documents....
hmmmm .

2006-08-20 23:10:22 · 15 answers · asked by ♥Stargal♥ 2 in Polls & Surveys

Don Vito - Robert DeNiro
Mama Corleone - Isabella Rossellini
Luca Brazzi - Joe Pesci/James Gandolfini
Barzini - Harvey Keitel/Paul Sorvino/Danny Aiello
Virgil Solozzo - Sylvester Stallone(expanded role)
Tesia - Michael Nouri
Clemenza - Joe Pesci/Paul Sorvino/Danny Aiello
Tom Hagen - Patrick Dempsey/Matt Damon
Santino - Sean Penn
Fredo - Jake Gyllenhall
Connie - Natalie Portman
Michael - Colin Farrel/Christian Bale

2006-08-20 23:10:12 · 6 answers · asked by The Dark Knight 3 in Movies

Why should I care about giving a good answer to people's question if it isn't even important enough for them to use proper punctuation, spelling, and grammar? Are the people that do these things third-grade dropouts and therefore too ignorant to be aware of these things? Or are they just retarded? And what is with the ALL CAPS PEOPLE??? And the people that answer my questions and say 'Who cares?'? If you don't care, move your a*s on to the next question! And, btw, 'you're' and 'your' are NOT interchangeable!

2006-08-20 23:07:18 · 14 answers · asked by Nicki Lee 6 in Polls & Surveys

I know I shouldn't be asking this in polls & surveys, but you tend to get more answers this way...

My bf's mum dies not long ago, and at the time, we were "house hunting" - looking to move in together.
Now he has been left to care for his elderly father, as his brother lives away from home already. He does all the cooking, cleaning etc... and I know it is really hard on him, but the main problem is...:
I am living in a rented house, but we want to move in together so we can start a family. We are both desperate for that, but..
1) My bf can't leave his father on his own without any help, as he is very forgetful etc...
2) We can't start a family while living apart due to rumours in this very small town.
3) If we bought a house together, he would still have to go and make dinner, put his dad to bed every day
4) I can't move in with him and his dad, as I already have a son from a previous relationship, and it would be too much stress for his dad.

Can any1 suggest anything?

2006-08-20 23:06:53 · 35 answers · asked by Krissyinthesun 5 in Polls & Surveys

I went on my first roller coaster ride this weekend. After the fear went away I became extremely aroused. Has that happened to you?

2006-08-20 23:05:04 · 15 answers · asked by want_me_luv_me 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-20 23:04:11 · 3 answers · asked by Badar Tufail 1 in Other - Entertainment

There is a link on my Q&A

2006-08-20 23:03:47 · 15 answers · asked by Dolly 1 in Polls & Surveys

or favourite songs?

2006-08-20 23:00:46 · 28 answers · asked by jack andrews 1 in Music

Satan's spunkbubble himself Cowell got bollocked by a 79 year old woman and got so uncomfortable he actually apologised. Is this a sign that the end times are upon us?

2006-08-20 23:00:44 · 5 answers · asked by Scousebuster Bill 2 in Television

i heard about it but still dont know what mel said that provoked a contraversy. does anybody know the whole story? please provide references or links if you can.

thanks

2006-08-20 22:58:54 · 8 answers · asked by Mo 1 in Celebrities

personkind can see from the moon.

2006-08-20 22:57:22 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

'tell me doctor why I've got purple snot'?

2006-08-20 22:56:30 · 6 answers · asked by Scousebuster Bill 2 in Music

i have found a player for my personal site, but i need to find ahosy site to get music off of, anyone know of any good ones? preferably with a good collection of rock and country, thanks.

2006-08-20 22:55:27 · 7 answers · asked by David C 2 in Music

name as many dinosaurs as you can, the one who names the most gets 10 points.

2006-08-20 22:54:19 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I work in a pub and see this alot, one lass is jealous of me! I gotta talk to the guy to find out what his order is

2006-08-20 22:52:35 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Wev got this rock band, its sort of grunge rock and we cant decide on a name. I think "Virtue" would be a good name but the other band members wont agree on it. Any suggestions? (No stupid names like the wet tampons plz)

2006-08-20 22:52:26 · 24 answers · asked by ddzaszcxascs 2 in Music

2006-08-20 22:51:30 · 12 answers · asked by DL 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-20 22:50:42 · 35 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

anyone knows what are the songs of crazytown that are like their song (hurt u so bad)???

i want to download other songs like this one...Thx

2006-08-20 22:50:22 · 4 answers · asked by Just Me 2 in Music

2006-08-20 22:50:16 · 27 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

It could be anybody...family, friends, etc etc

2006-08-20 22:49:54 · 27 answers · asked by RoLlIt 1 in Music

What position? How many times?

With whom? One night stand?

Did you know them?

Hetero or homo?

More than one partner?

Did you climax?

2006-08-20 22:49:53 · 18 answers · asked by bobbi b 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-20 22:49:44 · 21 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

Did you know he was retiring after this last movie he's making?

2006-08-20 22:49:01 · 6 answers · asked by sakura4eternity 5 in Movies

please it's really important! I'm an Italian universitary student,I'm preparing my thesis and I need to see the show because I want to analyse it and compare it with the movie , but I can't go to London to see it,my parents don't let me!I've already tried on E-bay and other sites, but nothing!! how can I do? thanks

2006-08-20 22:47:57 · 2 answers · asked by parlanchina21 4 in Other - Entertainment