1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the
ho tel everybody.
2. Dictate - My girfriend say my dictate good.
3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the
other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb.
4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no
money foreclose.
5. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my *****
rectum both.
6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if
I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.
7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed
me a cup and said penis.
8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say,
"man, it look fake." He say, "Bullshit, that watch israel".
9 Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living
in the apartment undermine.
10.Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought
me acoustic and took me to the poolhall.
11.Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my
uncle iraq, you break.
12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I
axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?"
13.Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how
much?" she say "fortify."
14.Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and
income my wife.
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2006-08-20 23:13:51 · 12 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
where did u get these?
2006-08-26 15:47:45 · answer #1 · answered by HAITIAN HOTTIE 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is black, has 10 legs, runs and yells, Ho De Do, Ho De Do?"
The Harlem Globetrotters running for an elevator.
2006-08-21 17:29:10 · answer #2 · answered by scourgeoftheleft 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-26 21:02:14 · answer #3 · answered by lirette 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats funny
2006-08-26 20:18:44 · answer #4 · answered by lmvyoyo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Must be Yiddish.
2006-08-26 19:56:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute!!
2006-08-26 17:46:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
catacomb made me snort
2006-08-21 00:39:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omelette- if you hurry omelette you go first
2006-08-20 23:29:34 · answer #8 · answered by Marty B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where do you get stuff like this? :]
2006-08-20 23:23:37 · answer #9 · answered by softball002 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That s*** is not funny at all
2006-08-26 21:29:45 · answer #10 · answered by Fred'z luv 07 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋