1.A husband and wife in their 30s decide to quit their jobs, live as free spirits and cruise America in a Winnebago.
2."God said people make mistakes."
"God never said people make mistakes; where did you hear that ****? He said honor thy mother, and thy father, and thy Yankee contract! "
3. "Uh, Jerry, you alright? You haven't even touched your food!
"My food is still eating."
4." I love you."
"I know you think you do, Mother."
5."This is a brutal layoff. And all because they couldn't program Wednesday nights."
" You can make it less brutal by knocking a million or so off your salary... Bad joke, I'm sorry. "
6." Wanna have a little sex?"
" You know, I've never hung up on anyone in my life. Because what if the next thing they said solved everything? But I feel I must end this conversation. "
"That's "no"? Hello...?"
If anyone gets this in the next 10 minutes, they are a genius....or addicted to movia trivia!
2006-08-18
10:37:57
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