Or a haiku, or a limerick, whatever. I'm bored right now and I want to see what we can come up with. It has to be ORIGINAL (plagiarists suck!), and I'm going for funny, but anything that catches my eye the most--funny or not--will get ten points. Why, I'll start:
They ask me 'bout my hair
is it short or is it long?
the really simple answer is
I just don't care at all.
Mullet, mullet, mullet-haired girl-
nobody loves a mullet-haired girl.
On Mondays I watch wrestling,
in the morning, I watch Springer.
In the evening when my mullet man comes home,
I cook mac and cheese, and he don't lift a finger.
Mullet, mullet, mullet-haired girl-
nobody loves a mullet-haired girl.
I buy my pants in spandex,
and Elvis isn't dead!
My jewelry's all from Wal-Mart
and there's a mullet on my head.
Mullet, mullet, mullet-haired girl-
nobody loves a mullet-haired girl.
Laugh if you will,
I'll still be standing tall.
If you don't like my mullet,
I just don't care at all!
2006-08-17
07:14:52
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