Who wants to write a poem?

Question

Or a haiku, or a limerick, whatever. I'm bored right now and I want to see what we can come up with. It has to be ORIGINAL (plagiarists suck!), and I'm going for funny, but anything that catches my eye the most--funny or not--will get ten points. Why, I'll start:

They ask me 'bout my hair
is it short or is it long?
the really simple answer is
I just don't care at all.

Mullet, mullet, mullet-haired girl-
nobody loves a mullet-haired girl.

On Mondays I watch wrestling,
in the morning, I watch Springer.
In the evening when my mullet man comes home,
I cook mac and cheese, and he don't lift a finger.

Mullet, mullet, mullet-haired girl-
nobody loves a mullet-haired girl.

I buy my pants in spandex,
and Elvis isn't dead!
My jewelry's all from Wal-Mart
and there's a mullet on my head.

Mullet, mullet, mullet-haired girl-
nobody loves a mullet-haired girl.

Laugh if you will,
I'll still be standing tall.
If you don't like my mullet,
I just don't care at all!

Answer 1

mullets are cool
mullets are rad
i dont tell a lot this, but theres one on my dad

your peom about mullets is really quite cool
it would make a single redneck male with a mullet drool

Answer 2

I forced myself to cry
wandering day
I swear I do no kno why
I maybe I rather not say

See me tumble
or fall on the ground
I hear thunder arumble
please dont make a sound

Do not judge me please
For I know Ive done wrong
I wish dis shame would cease
now leave me alone to sing my happy song

I tribute this to Bob marley, Martin Luther King jr, Dumbledore dead or alive, to my dying soul, Malcom X and to all off u who r searching for something i life ;)

Answer 3

SELFISH
Blueberries sing as birds use their wings
Above us the only spirit we see as things
We try to try with another to embrace
But what we are left with is just our own face.