A blonde young woman was tired of constantly being portrayed as having less intelligence because of her hair color... and she decided to do something about it....
One day, she dyed her hair dark, and went for a drive...coming upon a ranch, she finds the rancher leaning against the fence, and she pulls over. Looking out at his field she sees this huge flock of sheep, and asks him, "If I can guess how many sheep you have in that field, can I have one?"... The old rancher looks at her, and says, "yup, I reckon that'd be alright"...
She rattles off a number, and the rancher, surprised, confirms that she did in fact get the correct number, and tells her to go pick out her sheep.
After she gets the animal she has chosen, loaded into the back seat of her car.... the old rancher asks......
"Lady, if I guess your true hair color, can I have my dog back?"
2006-08-17
02:15:21
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